Straight Line of the Day: Uh Oh… Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can… Posted by Harvey on 10 May 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Uh oh… Iran has developed a new missile that can…
…be “not consistent” with a United Nations Security Council resolution from July 2015. Reply to this comment
…can-can… …emigrate without being detected by European screening techniques… …cause John Kerry to wet himself… Reply to this comment
Trigger college students… not because of its potential destruction but because of its so-called phallic shape. Reply to this comment
Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can… …actually make julienne fries. …bypass any sanctions. …make Obama look inept. Wait, too late. Reply to this comment
… put imam on the moon. … represent a small step for them, but Aleppo for mankind. Reply to this comment
… deliver tactical stones on homosexuals. … selectively target women and children. … distinguish between New Yorker cartoonists and Charlie Hebdo cartoonists. … detect Trump’s hair from 30,000 feet. … discern appropriate targets with its high tech blasphemy sensors. … propel itself for 1,000 miles fueled by nothing but Mulsim rage. Reply to this comment
. . . deploy a robot that will perform wheelies on the White House lawn immediately after the main payload blows up the Pentagon. . . . broadcast “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset,” the Arabic call to prayer, as it whistles over the White House. . . . shriek “I KEEEL YOU!!” in Ahmed the Dead Terrorist’s voice just before detonation. Reply to this comment
…enter any restroom it wants to… …accelerate from zero to jihad in less than a second… Reply to this comment
Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can… keep its doctor, if it likes its doctor. with uncanny precision, take out servers in Chappaqua with a towel attachment, while not harming the rest of the structure. Reply to this comment
…easily best the Taepodong-2 in a quarter mile
…be “not consistent” with a United Nations Security Council resolution from July 2015.
…justify everything Ben Rhodes has said.
…make Obama look like an idiot
…can-can…
…emigrate without being detected by European screening techniques…
…cause John Kerry to wet himself…
Trigger college students… not because of its potential destruction but because of its so-called phallic shape.
Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can…
…actually make julienne fries.
…bypass any sanctions.
…make Obama look inept. Wait, too late.
…make politicians tell the truth.
… put imam on the moon.
… represent a small step for them, but Aleppo for mankind.
… deliver tactical stones on homosexuals.
… selectively target women and children.
… distinguish between New Yorker cartoonists and Charlie Hebdo cartoonists.
… detect Trump’s hair from 30,000 feet.
… discern appropriate targets with its high tech blasphemy sensors.
… propel itself for 1,000 miles fueled by nothing but Mulsim rage.
. . . deploy a robot that will perform wheelies on the White House lawn immediately after the main payload blows up the Pentagon.
. . . broadcast “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset,” the Arabic call to prayer, as it whistles over the White House.
. . . shriek “I KEEEL YOU!!” in Ahmed the Dead Terrorist’s voice just before detonation.
…enter any restroom it wants to…
…accelerate from zero to jihad in less than a second…
… get here faster than SMOD.
Iran Has Developed a New Missile That Can…
keep its doctor, if it likes its doctor.
with uncanny precision, take out servers in Chappaqua with a towel attachment, while not harming the rest of the structure.
….fun duh mentally change…things.
…reach Hawaii? I sure hope so.