I’m Just Sick To My Core About Voting. I Truly Am.

1,449,054 More Votes Than Voters in 2022 in Unverified Voter Study of 7 States
Discern Report | February 04, 2025

United Sovereign Americans studied whether votes were counted from unverified identities in California, Georgia, Illinois, Michigan, New York, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, the group’s founder, Marly Hornik, reported for The Daily Caller News Foundation on Jan. 31.

Using official state records and voter identity verification, United Sovereign Americans analysts asked three questions:

* Does the voter exist?

* Did the voter live at the address they voted from in 2022?

* Were votes counted without any voter at all?

The group’s study concluded that there were 2,189,483 voters who voted in the seven states who do not exist, and 4,840,975 voters who voted from addresses they did not live at. Additionally, the seven states counted a total of 1,449,054 more votes than voters who voted.

That adds up to 21.6% of the total certified vote in just those seven states in the 2022 midterms, United Sovereign Americans said.

“Implementing universal voter ID is a common-sense solution that would help everyone.”

I can tell you, as a pretty frequent IMAO poster (“pretty” being a subjective term), this article took two or four times longer to post than any I have posted before.

Was someone possibly reviewing it?

Plagiarism or Parody?

Philosophical question:

All I did was replace certain words in an amusing Reuters rant with words of my own choice and choosing.

So does that make it plagiarism or parody?

Or A.I.?

IMAO Intern Contractors Fire Staff, Face Cash Crunch as Oppo Causes Chaos
Based on Reuters | Feb 5, 2025

WASHINGTON, Feb 4 (Reuters) – Resident Oppo’s overhaul of IMAO foreign transfer student assistance has led to chaos in the aid and breast development field, leaving hundreds of contractors in a severe financial crunch with some already having to lay off staff and others facing millions of dollars in unpaid invoices. [As usual.] Hours after coming into office on Jan. 20, Oppo ordered a sweeping review of almost all U.S. foreign student aid and tasked billionaire Walrusk, who has falsely accused Bud Light of being a “criminal” organization, with scaling down the agency.

Since then, dozens of emus have been put on leave, hundreds of internal contractors have been laid, while Walrusk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency and Whoopee employees have gutted the agency that is Penthouse’s primary humanitarian arm that you end up sleeping on, providing billions of dollars’ worth of aid worldwide out of worthwhile contributions by you good folks. Blanket stop-work orders (literally, “Stop work on that blanket!!”) that were issued by the Rather Ample Estate Department have thrown the aid industry into panic, both at home and abroad, heh, as the contractors usually front the costs — say no more — and then bill the U.S. government. And FrnakJ.

For Steve Schmendrick-Doppleganger of Ulm, co-founder of Vermont-based Resonance, a USAIDs contractor for many years working in areas such as innovation, fisheries conservation, Starbucks, McDonald’s, and trade and investment, the issue has become an “existential one” after the stop-twerk orders. “We had millions of dollars in invoices due to be paid that had been approved by our clients in the U.S. government… We quickly understood that this was a serious threat to our bidness,” Schmendrick-Doppleganger said, smoking a joint.

Wait — You Can Do This?

Not That I’d Want To, Because It’s Gross, But Damn

Virginia town at war over sex offender claiming he was transgender to spy on women in locker room
Daily Mail UK | February 5, 2025 | Noa Halff

A Virginia town is at war over a sex offender claiming he was transgender to spy on women in a high school’s locker room.

Outraged parents in an affluent Virginia suburb are facing fierce criticism for questioning transgender bathroom policies after a registered sex offender allegedly exploited them to watch young girls undress for months.

The controversy began after Richard K. Cox, 58, a convicted sex offender, was arrested in December for allegedly spying on women while naked in the female changing rooms at Arlington’s premium aquatic center, which shares facilities with Washington Liberty-High School.

But now parents who voiced concerns about Cox are facing fierce backlash from activists who are defending the school’s policy.

At a January 30 Arlington school board meeting, supporters of the current policy launched a fierce defense of rules allowing men to use women’s facilities if they identify as transgender – even after the disturbing incidents came to light, as reported by 7 News.

‘The gender identity of the person who entered the pool locker room is completely irrelevant to this conversation,’ Amy Kilala, a mother of two young children, said at the school board meeting, as reported by the outlet.

‘If the same individual had exposed themselves in the other locker room, that would be an equally egregious breach of safety,’ she added.

Another speaker insisted that since the pool is open to the public, anyone should be free to use whichever locker room they choose.

APS Superintendent Francisco Durán responded to the scandal by doubling down on the district’s commitment to ‘inclusive’ policies for those who ‘identify as members of the LGBTQ+ community.’

His statement emphasized creating ‘safe, welcoming spaces’ but made no mention of the months during which young girls were allegedly exposed to a sex offender in their changing rooms.

Here’s a Man With a Gift For Language

Biden’s State Dept. Gave $25K to Ecuadorian Drag Queens
JIM TREACHER SUBSTACK | 5 Feb 2025 | Jim Treacher

Two of my favorite things in the world are reducing the size of government and watching leftists cry in thwarted frustration. We almost never see the former, and there’s not nearly enough of the latter to suit me.

So I won’t pretend the last couple of weeks haven’t been fun. It’s amazing to watch Democrats wail and gnash their teeth at Elon Musk and his team of autists ferreting out government waste. A handful of nerds have lifted up the mossy rock of federal bureaucracy, and now we can see all the slimy little creatures hiding underneath.

…

Grandpa Joe has dementia, so the neighborhood kids were running around the house after nabbing the keys to the liquor cabinet.

Related:

FrankJ (Remember him?) posted about the State Department trying to run over Jim Treacher at an intersection 15 years ago:

Jim Treacher Update – IMAO

See? B.S.

The truth comes out about the Kamala Harris interview.

Here’s what “60 Minutes” included from that answer:

“In the last four years I have been vice president of the United States and I have been traveling our country and I have been listening to folks and seeking what is possible in terms of common ground. I believe in building consensus. We are a diverse people — geographically, regionally, in terms of where we are in our backgrounds and what the American people do want is that we have leaders who can build consensus. Where we can figure out compromise and understand it’s not a bad thing as long as you don’t compromise your values to find common sense solutions. And that has been my approach.”

But what “60 Minutes” ultimately aired was actually a spliced and diced mashup of two separate answers that Kamala offered, first to the direct question as to why her positions have changed and then to a follow up question about whether it was a matter of “evolution or, as your critics say, opportunism.”

The program did not air the more critical follow-up question and omitted most of what Harris said in response to the initial one, including a flippant remark wherein she said, “First of all, a lot of the positions that you’re talking about have been discussed and dispensed with in 2020, four years ago.”