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Straight Line of the Day: What’s Up With the Train That Kills People?
Miami Graffiti Artist Dies After Being Struck by Train That’s Reportedly Killed Over 200 People
People | 5/22/26 | Charna Flam
And what’s up with the name Charna Flam?
The Brightline train is one of two high-speed trains in the U.S., traveling as fast as 125 miles per hour. The train began test runs in 2017. Since then, there have been over 200 fatalities associated with Brightline trains that took place near or on the tracks.
Um, probably very near, am I correct?
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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 5/27/2026 : New Matches for 6/3/2026
Well looky here, we got all the matches straightened out and we move on confidently to round 9 matches. Whew!
Results from 5/27/2026
| (4) Gemma Arterton | No Preference | Tonia Sotiropoulou |
|---|---|---|
| 148 | 1 | 42 |
| (2) Diana Rigg | No Preference | (10) Lea Seydoux |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 1 | 93 |
| Catherine Schell | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 147 | 0 | 28 |
New Matches for 6/3/2027
Match 1
(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 8 – 0 – 0 | 1516 – 8 – 463 |
Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 1 – 7 – 0 | 314 – 29 – 1248 |
Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.
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Match 2
Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs (15) Maude Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Francoise Therry | 2 – 6 – 0 | 334 – 13 – 1139 |
Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (15) Maud Adams | 6 – 2 – 0 | 1175 – 10 – 622 |
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.
Actress: Maud Adams Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.
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Modern Remake of “The Godfather”: British Police Handcuff Sonny Corleone’s Bullet-Ridden Body; Detain It for Insulting Barzini
Hochul Cuts New York’s Carbon Footprint in Half by Half-Filling Flights to Europe
Straight Line of the Day: Striptease for Terrorists? Objective Observers Like Us Might Say…
Leftists Plan Striptease Event to Raise Money for Convicted Antifa Terrorists
The Liberty Daily | May 26, 2026 | Hudson Crozier, The Daily CallerLeftists are planning an Oregon “strip club” event to raise money for a group supporting convicted members of an Antifa terrorist cell in Texas.
The Williamette Valley Abolition Project will host a May 31 “Sluts 4 Prairieland Defendants” event in Eugene for the sixteen people convicted over a July 2025 shooting at the federal government’s Prairieland Detention Facility for migrants, according to a Friday Instagram announcement. Seven defendants pleaded guilty to terrorism offenses for aiding the Antifa-aligned group that carried out the attack, while jurors convicted nine others of terrorism, attempted murder and other offenses in March. …
A federal investigation found that several defendants arrived at the Prairieland Detention Facility in Alvarado on July 4 night, kicking off a pre-planned protest that took a violent turn. The mob threw fireworks and vandalized federal property before ringleader Benjamin Song opened fire on a police officer, prosecutors said. Authorities arrested several at the scene and began searching for others responsible, including Song, who was a fugitive for eleven days.
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure
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Eva Renzi vs Mary Ure
Eva Renzi (1-3-0 Pts. 144 Avg. 36.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
- Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
- Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
- Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41
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Mary Ure (0-4-0 Pts. 86 Avg. 21.50)
- Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
- Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
- Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
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Jean Seberg vs Elke Sommer
Jean Seberg (1-3-0 Pts. 87 Avg. 21.75)
- Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
- Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
- Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
- Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24
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Elke Sommer (4-0-0 Pts. 216 Avg. 54.00)
- Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
- Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
- Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
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Dyan Cannon vs Sharon Tate
Dyan Cannon (1-3-0 Pts. 134 Avg. 33.50)
- Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
- Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
- Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
- Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55
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Sharon Tate (2-2-0 Pts. 177 Avg. 44.25)
- Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
- Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
- Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
- Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36
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Straight Line of the Day: If Corporations = People, Then…
Judge awards corporations the right to vote in Delaware town
Not The Bee | May 31, 2026 | Mister RetropsDelaware Superior Court Judge Craig Karsnitz has ruled that companies in Delaware will be able to vote in elections just like people.
This is especially wacky for Delaware.
As per the US Census Bureau, the estimated human population of Delaware is just over 1 million.
But there are over 2 million corporations headquartered in the state, which means there are far more companies in Delaware than there are people. …
Karsnitz dismissed the lawsuit from Delaware’s Superior Court, citing ‘the principle of one person/entity/one vote.’
‘Visions of faceless large corporations or even HAL controlling a small town are frightening and the stuff of science fiction,’ but ‘trusts, partnerships, limited liability companies, and corporations are expressly recognized as “persons” in the Delaware Code,’ the judge said.
Local Man Sued by Bill Gates for Swatting One of His Expensive Designer Mosquitoes
“It’s not a bug, it’s a future!”
Bill Gates Releases Hundreds of Millions of Bacteria-Infected Mosquitoes Across Colombia
Slay News | May 29, 2026 | Frank BergmanThe revelation is drawing renewed scrutiny to Gates’s other mosquito-based biological interventions around the world, with scientists warning that the long-term consequences remain largely unknown.
… and …
Google Reportedly Planning to Release TENS OF MILLIONS of Mosquitoes into Two States to ‘Stop’ Spread of Several Dangerous Diseases
The Gateway Pundit | May 30, 2026 | Cullen LinebargerAmerica’s most infamous tech company has a bold, potentially risky plan to supposedly reduce the spread of mosquito-borne illnesses, assuming the federal government will sign off on the proposal.
As The New York Post reported, Google wants federal approval to unleash approximately 32 MILLION mosquitoes into the states of California and Florida over the next two years.
Babesleaga Group AM : Week 5 : Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
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Ursula Andress vs Tuesday Weld
Ursula Andress (4-0-0 Pts. 187 Avg. 46.75)
- Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
- Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
- Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
- Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37
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Tuesday Weld (3-1-0 Pts. 189 Avg. 47.25)
- Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
- Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
- Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27
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