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Soon There Will Be No Need for Organic Presidents

Posted by Frank J. on March 25, 2009 at 12:18 pm

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18 Responses to “Soon There Will Be No Need for Organic Presidents”

IH8Socialist says:
March 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! THE TELEPROMPTERS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST US!!!
innominatus says:
March 25th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Is it just me or does that thing’s skull look kinda simian? That’s some scary shplut right there!
Jimmy says:
March 25th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Now, THAT’S the ultimate in “AI.”

“Arrogant Interface” – I wonder if it comes with Chinese?
Andrew says:
March 25th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I knew it was just a matter of time before the prompters became self-aware.
Son of Bob says:
March 25th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This just illustrates that really everyone should stop calling Barry’s little press performances “speeches,” “addresses” or “press conferences.” He’s not actually “speaking,” he’s just “reading,” and should be addressed as such. So, in the future please refer to Barry’s big TV adventures appropriately, as a “read to the nation,” a “press recital,” a “State of the Nation Read,” etc.

In doing so, we will also give credit to the teleprompters and large-screen televisions that do all the real grunt work, yet get very little credit. I thank you, and the teleprompters thank you, for your attention to this matter.
urbuggenme says:
March 25th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! THIS IS RACIST AND DEGRADING TO ALL TELEVISION SETS, HDTV’S COMPUTER MONITORS AND IPOD”s & GameBoys EVERYWHERE
DesertElephant says:
March 25th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I had a similar thought today. I think I want this to be made into a T-Shirt,
Master Shake says:
March 25th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
That explains the giant TV at the news conference last night – it was the first TP-100 model. Just wait for the sleek, liquid metal model that impales journalists who ask questions with more substance than “How does it feel to be so wonderful?”….
IH8Socialist says:
March 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Beware the Rise of the Teleprompters
GeoD says:
March 25th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
In Soviet America, Teleprompter reads you!
NunyaB says:
March 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
As long as the TOTUS thinks and acts like a conservative, and vaporizes anyone not so much, I’m good with it.
IH8Socialist says:
March 25th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Maybe the teleprompter could do a better job running the country than Barack.
George says:
March 25th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
If we could seize control of the teleprompter, maybe we could get the obamessiah to give a speech returning our country to us.
Terry_Jim says:
March 26th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Sombody set us up the Obama“

What you say!

You have no chance to survive make your time!
Ha Ha Ha Ha
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The chrome ears are a nice touch.
seanmahair says:
March 26th, 2009 at 9:22 am
I’ m confused. Isn’t this what we have now. Something that can’t think for itself, that takes orders from who ever’s holding the remote, and who if left on it’s own runs in circles and chases it’s tail (wait that’s a dog and el presidente is not man enough to have a dog). I figure we’re already there.
5 of 7 says:
March 26th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
“I, Obot”
“Do Computerized Presidents Fleece Electronic Sheep?”
“Clockwork Lemon”
“The Six Trillion Dollar Manikin”
“One Tin Pacifist Rides Away”
Big fan says:
March 27th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
All your teleprompter are belong to us. Teleprompter should be singular. I’m just saying…
5 of 7 says:
March 27th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Ooh! I thought of another one!

“Robo-flop”