Waterboarding Pelosi
Steven Crowder proves he should take Heath Ledger’s place in the next Batman with his performance as Pelosi:
How is he not rich and successful yet? America must be broken.
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May 21st, 2009 at 8:36 pm
That has to be the most spot-on impersonation of pelosi I’ve ever seen.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Thank God it was Crowder. When I first saw that picture, I thought Frank had finally saved up enough for his sex change operation. Whew!
May 21st, 2009 at 9:02 pm
The reason he’s not famous, rich et al, is because he makes fun of the people in charge of the fame. As long as the Libs in Hollyweird are holding the purse strings (Gucci, of course) he won’t get anywhere.
Sad
He’s really funny.
But if he were famous we probably wouldn’t be able to down load his stuff from youtube………I still hope he makes it.
May 21st, 2009 at 9:12 pm
He is famous. He was on Red Eye last week, people.
May 21st, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Is anybody afraid that when somebody does something to Nancy Pelosi (it’s only a matter of time) he’s going to get into serious trouble for this specific video? Is the fact that that occured to me representative of America these days? I don’t know, you decide.
May 21st, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Instead of waterboarding Nazikins and/or the terizts, why can’t we just stick her/their heads in the toilet and flush repeatedly? “You wanna cry, moonbat? I’ll give you something to cry about!”
May 21st, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Ok Frank… I’ve been following you on Twitter for like 2 hours now, and you already have about 20 posts.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:00 pm
But while we’re at it, here’s those new vehicles that get great gas mileage!
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=40666
May 21st, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Great piece, but he’s wrong about his prediction that she’ll be voted out of office if she doesn’t stop lying. The voters in her district (San Francisco) love this stuff.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I do love this, even if him dressed as Pelosi is … well not as disturbing as the original Pelosi, but seriously creepy.
Waterboarding to EXCESS is torture, just like tickling, tossing kids in a swimming pool, camping, toll-booths, and The View. The limits put on it for the 9/11 mastermind where pretty much the equivalent of a good swirly.
Speaking of, has anyone seen the creepy Burger King ad where the Burger King is a Klingon and he nipple-twists a teenage boy? Yeah, I’m sure there was a reason I only saw that ad once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O54ZXaIur28
Oh crap – there’s a whole series of them… Eh, show em at Gitmo.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Here’s a better suggestion for 9/11 terrorists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRSv4-baH14
May 21st, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I think I have a cougar crush on Steven Crowder…..
May 21st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
That there is funny, i don’t care where yer from.
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 am
But it’s well known that liberals don’t actually have a sense of humor. They just simulate it by saying vile things.
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 am
“But it’s well known that liberals don’t actually have a sense of humor. They just simulate it by saying vile things.”
That is the most accurate thing I have heard in months.
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:52 am
Lechteron,
Dead-on. Actually it’s called “cabaret humor” because it originated with drag queens, etc. It has two elements – irony and saying the least appropriate sexual thing in an otherwise normal situation. A few years ago, there were 24 gay writers on sitcoms pushing this into the mainstream. That’s why if you remember those rules, you can pretty much predict the next line of any Friends episode before it’s said.
Ad to that blithering blind hatred of all that is good and you have George Carlin, Sandra Bernhardt, Bill Maher… well, that whole “failed standup comics as voices of liberal dogma” list someone else used in this comments section about a month ago.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 am
While funny, it does need to be pointed out that the CIA is NOT part of the Armed Forces.
What Liberals fail to understand is that separation. So, it is TRUE that the Armed Forces are not conducting “torture” (and have gotten in serious trouble for doing anything resembling it). The CIA DOES engage in acts that can be CONSTRUED as torture by people with their heads in the sand. Those acts are NECESSARY because the armed conflict we are engaged in is driven by a cultural imperative on their part….nothing BUT unusual tactics will get ALL of the information. But, due to psychological considerations it MUST NOT be performed by fighting forces lest it become Standard Operating Procedure.
Highly trained professionals, under strict guidelines, and with continuous lines of communication to higher authorities is RIGHT and EXACTLY what was happening.
I know this was long, sorry.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:10 am
Waterboarding Nancy Pelosi is the bestest idea ever!
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:14 am
Right wing comedy is not going to get the support it needs unless there is a large spike in demand of it. It’s a shame
because this guy has the chops. That said, I need to scrub my eyes and brain for an hour…
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 am
If in a teroritz pickle, would ya rather stand behind Smelosi — or the CIA, Cheney, and our troops?
Yeah, the latter spells good times for me, too.
Funny how this traitorous beatch can’t see how she ranks numero uno in The O’s “transparency” plans.
Own random thought: How come Cheney was never honored with a Chia likeness?
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
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May 22nd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
#19 They never made a Chia likeness of Cheney because even a clay representation of him gave off enough unmitigated malice, manliness and evil to prevent even Chia hair from growing. Plus, he’d never allow his likeness to be used on anything so completely gay as a Chia.
Crowder rules. That was almost as scary as the real pelosi.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Crowder is hysterical. The “Pelosi in the alleyway” bit had me laughing.
May 24th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
#11 – Kent,
Thanks. I can use that.
May 25th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
He it or whatever,looks better than pillosi.
May 25th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Is Steven Crowder jewish? If not, he better get jewish quick if he wants any future in show business.