So how do I parody this guy?
He basically called FOX News and the GOP enemies of America, peace, education, and everything good. How do can you even make that statement more extreme? It’s just so beyond the pale that you just can’t get angry. How can you possibly take that seriously? It’s like one of the trolls who comments obsessively to right-wing blogs became a Representative.
And the thing is, he’s in a district that leans Republican. Hasn’t anyone in the Democratic Party taken him aside and explained this to him?
DEMOCRAT: “You need to shut up, Grayson.”
GRAYSON: “But Republicans are evil. They want to kill people.”
DEMOCRAT: “Yeah, okay, but keep that to yourself. We need to keep your seat in 2010.”
GRAYSON: “Republicans are bad and hate puppies. I want to bite them.”
DEMOCRAT: “That rhetoric is not helpful.”
GRAYSON: “I think my toaster is a Republican. It was laughing at me. I smashed it good.”
DEMOCRAT: (shaking him) Shut up, you grinning idiot! Just shut up!
GRAYSON: “I make poopie!”
I don’t know where exactly the Democrats got this guy, but they should probably return him to his street corner so he can go back to shouting at birds.
We should make him listen to all this music: http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/10/22/music.list.pdf
That will straighten him out….
Yet another wackadoo to give the Pointing And Laughing Treatment.
Haaaaang on just a moment. Did he just question someone’s patriotism?
Did he just question everyone who disagrees’ patriotism??
According to Hillary, NO ONE QUESTIONS MY PATRIOTISM!
(I can’t manage her strident tone, but the all-caps are close to irritating enough.)
Dissent is still patriotic, isn’t it? Then I’m as patriotic as they get! Even if I’m not GOP. This all reminds me of something I saw on a shirt once, a message I would like to convey (with self-censoring expurgation) to Grayson and every hypocritical nardbrain who dares to switch their precious values according to who’s in power:
F you, you F’ing F.
Grayson: Those evil Republicans are rounding up all the sheep, goats, camels, and gerbils, and putting them in safe houses.
Democrat: Hmmm. This is serious. Can’t be all work and no play.
How do you parody this guy? Just let him keep talking.
(An account by Alan Grayson.)
I hate squirrels.
I was once on a vacation in Colonial Williamsburg. Virginia. In the fall. Pleasant weather.
The leaves were gone. Late November.
I was near the colonial jail. An exhibition.
I heard a chattering. A noise like that of a dog barking.
I looked.
It was a squirrel.
No, two.
No, four.
My God, the sound.
I laughed at him. He barked louder.
I screamed at him. He barked louder.
They were throwing acorns at me.
I climbed the tree.
I don’t like the mental hospital.
But at least the squirrels are gone.
Did anybody hear about the website this idiot set up? Rightwingnews has the details. I laughed so hard. What an imbecile.
He left out that the GOP invented asteroids, Darth Vader, Swine Flu (oh wait, Farhakahn exposed that one), earthquakes, world famine, arena football, fire ants, tonenail fungus, leprosy and a litany of other ills. They also stole his girlfriend in 7th grade.
frggin’ KOOOOOOOOOOOOK
Finally, a Democrat with some spine. Grayson rocks! GOP are the party of Homo Ignoramus.
He’s the gift that just keeps on giving.
See, I thought it was you.
I was thinking that your “move” to Idaho was cover for your becoming a Dem congresscritter.
Oh well.
All this talk of Republicans and conservatives and Fox News being the “Enemy” is straight out of ObaMao’s playbook.
Grayson kind of reminds me of Frankenstein, but that would be an insult to old Frank.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Frank, what you are failing to understand is that all the modern day Dems think like Grayson. Remember what they did to Leiberman?
That’s ok, though. This will be lesson 101 at joycamp.
Creigh Deeds needs this guy to do commercials for him!
Grayson is an idiot and looks kinda like what Guy Smiley from Sesame Street would look like if made flesh and retarded in the transformation process.
Ok, Grayson rocks possibly in some weird parallel dimension, but who is this Democrat with a spine I heard about? If found he should be stuffed and placed in an exhibit in the Smythsonian as science has proven that spined Democrats have been extinct for years.
So according to garp or snappy or who ever, grayson has a spine. He must have traded brains, sense, and hairstylist for it.
Another question.
What kind of liberal douchebag did the republicans put against this butt pirate that the people elected this? How stupid are the people of that district?
Oh yeah it foor eee duh. nevermind
I think I may go sell bridges there.
Against energy independence??? So….it’s republicans who’ve kept anyone from building a nuke plant for 30 years and stopped oil drilling basically everywhere….oh wait, that’s the democrats. Plus, I forgot, people like this think the way to “energy independence” is building windmills and those mean republican senators from MA won’t let them build them off Nantucket…oh wait. Well, at least he was right about wars, that republican Kennedy guy who started the Vietnam war, he was the worst, I hear he hated communists too.
I think he’s been reading Frank J.’s Pajamas Media columns, and missed the little disclaimer at the end of the column.
Either that or he’s been listening to Scary Evil Monkey. ” Stoopid heelbillie neo con rethuglikin joos! I eet ur aye balls!”
All right, the eyebrow arching really creeps me out. Last time I saw one eyebrow arched like that was a guy named Dr. Evil!
Grayson, isn’t he The Boy Wonder, Batman’s sidekick? All those years of playing second fiddle to Batman finally drove him mad.
This stupid human has no clue whatsoever what the “enemy” means. Although I hope he receives a abject lesson in the near future..
DEAD. MAN. WALKING.
According to Rep. Grayson, Republicans represent all that is evil and wrong with the world. The implication is that Democrats represent all that is good and nice. This is why Demcrats are no fun at parties.
Actually, I am in the district of this particular commicrat, and trust me it is NOT in any way shape or form conservative. Hell half of them don’t even speak English… at all. You all may as well get used to him, he is now entrenched, and is going nowhere. They will elect him for the rest of his life. (unless they decide he isn’t darkly skinned enough) Luckily, I don’t own any property here so I’m leaving. How does that line go? There goes the neighborhood. (I won’t actually state it here) Best of luck Orlando, you are going to need it. Galts Gulch is so very close to me now…
BTW, the music which was supposedly played to the prisoners at Gitmo, and is now being considered torture, I hear every day from every apartment, car, bar, 7-11 and elevator in this worthless town every day! America is lost, and there is no hope, find another place to live, you cannot bring America back, it’s too late.
Attention, Eric. Grayson has clearly begun to run for Senator Nelson’s seat. Are you willing to surrender all of Florida to the squirrels?
He reminds me of the bad guy in No Country For Old Men. All he needs is the 70s-do. As far as complete nutjob, he’s pat.
Homo Ignoramus? Isn’t he Barney Franks new significant other?
How do you parody him?
First, get a set of Hillbilly Teeth…
http://www.oregon.gov/DHS/ph/lead/images/cpsc/2008/HillbillyTeeth.jpg
Living in orlando, i got to sit back at watch this punkass lie his way there
its was like watching the evil, land dwelling twins of sea monkeys, of whom im not sure what to call them, so for now, they will be known as “smurfs”