The Most Powerful Senator
Who’s your favorite sitting Senator? Mine is Joe Lieberman, the most powerful Senator there is.
For all the Kos Kids screaming and biting each other and shaking their monkey cages, their greatest accomplishment so far was pushing Lieberman out of the Democratic Party and making him more powerful than ever before. Also, they changed his politics from “pro-war, but otherwise solid Democrat” to “I’ll pick whatever position makes those weird, bug-eyed Kos Kids screech the loudest”. Thus he’s the one holding up Obamacare, demanding no public option and no Medicare expansion and getting it. If he wanted a provision in the health care bill saying, “Joe Lieberman is King Awesome, and Harry Reid has a small penis,” it would go in there and be underlined. Even the White House has told Reid, “Give Lieberman all he asks for so that he might not turn against us with his terrible anger!”
If only people had listened to Karl Rove, who a couple years ago read from the ancient Book of Punditry:
“When the poo eaters try to strike down the one with the countenance of Droopy Dog, he shall grow in such power as to be able to stop the plans of the Large-Eared One.”
Rove then went on about prophecies about the “Huntress from the North”, though I still don’t know what those mean.
Anyway, all the Kos Kids can do now is stand on the sidelines, shake their tiny fists, and shout, “Jooooooo!”… until Lieberman looks their way. Then they scream and run away, burrowing into their dung hills for safety.
So, overall, I’d give the Kos Kids’ efforts to destroy Joe Lieberman a good, solid B+.
(31 votes, average: 4.97 out of 5)
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December 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Best line of the
dayweekmonth.December 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Most powerful Senator? This is a gimme, right? Sen Baccus. He’s got that big red letter on his chest. It’s not an “S”? It’s an “A”? Never mind.
December 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
He’s a Democrat politician from a blue state. He may work in our favor for now, but he’s still a Democrat politican from a blue state.
December 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
And did Rove also write:
December 15th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Sorry, but it’s looking like Joe just found his price. He’s now showing support fot Nationalized medicine.
December 15th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
From the ancient Book Of Rove as written by the Great Prophet Karl
“And so the Obama and his minions will dessicrate the founding fathers ancient scroll and spead the gospel of Marx’s thru out the land. The “Dark Times” will begin…..”
December 15th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
And so it is also written,
December 15th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Wait….wait….. do I SHUN and then SMITE? Or is it SMITE and then SHUN? This is an important question we must maintain the proper decorum!
Who am I kidding? ..KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM NOW & THROW THIER BODIES IN UNMARKED GRAVES! SOCIALISM IS EVIL. KILL THIS PERVERSION OF OUR SYSTEM.
December 15th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Redstate: A Defense of Erick’s Endorsement of Rand Paul
ps- Rand Paul’s money bomb is tomorrow.
December 15th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
From a MoveOn.Org Update Email
“First, Joe Lieberman helped President Bush invade Iraq, and the Democrats in Washington forgave him. Then, he endorsed John McCain, and they forgave him again. Then, he personally attacked Barack Obama at the Republican National Convention, and still the Democrats forgave him.1
Now, Joe Lieberman is single-handedly gutting health care reform. The time for forgiveness is over. It’s time to hold Senator Lieberman accountable. ”
I feel this strange desire to support this man and talk about him in a positive light…is this normal?
December 15th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
and so it was written in the ancient Book Of Rove:
“The “Dark Times” will last for Four years and will end when the “Army of Right” stands against the vile Gospel of Marx’s.”
December 15th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Smite, oh Terrible one. After we’re done, they’re smoted and you may shun their bodies, which is advisable. You may also shun them before if they stink, which is also advisable.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Joe Lieberman: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. “
December 15th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Looks like they gave Joe his “precious”. Now he will be happy and do their bidding.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
There remains the matter of the horse he rode in on. I trust it will be cared for properly.
December 16th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Tell us more about the “Huntress from the North,” Rarl Kove! Will she too rise up one day SOON and lead America back to the Promised Land of milk and cookies? And when exactly do we get to “rise up and smite the motherf*ckers” who enslaveth us now?…before and after shunning them of course!
December 16th, 2009 at 5:52 am
“Rove then went on about prophecies about the “Huntress from the North”, though I still don’t know what those mean.”
Bill Shatner sure does — now. (BG)
December 16th, 2009 at 6:55 am
It appears that Obama has found Lieberman’s price. I wonder what that’s going to cost us?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:00 am
My favorite sitting Senator is Robert Byrd…because he’s almost dead.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:07 am
You ever wonder why you never hear Joe referred to as a maverick?
December 16th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Tears in my eyes – thank you
December 16th, 2009 at 9:56 am
“You may also shun them before if they stink, which is also advisable.”
Too late
December 16th, 2009 at 10:45 am
@Nunya this one is just for you.
so it was written in the ancient Book Of Rove:
“The “Huntress from the North” along with “Fred the Wise”, “Cheney the Mighty”, the “Warrior Chuck Norris” and the “Mighty Motor City Madman” will lead the fight aganist the evil minions of Marx’s. They will have many victories and inspire many other warriors to join the fight. Stories will be told about them to the masses by the great “Hannity”, “Beck”, “O’Reilly”. The resitance will grow to become the “Army of Right” and the minions of Marx’s will be destroyed, shunned, and smited. This will be the beginning of the end of the “Dark Times”…….”
December 16th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Pillage first, THEN burn.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
And so it is also written:
December 16th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Joe Lieberman is never to be trusted. He has made a career of fence sitting to get attention and it keeps working with both sides putting him in the spotlight. I recall his moaning about how evil it was killing the unborn – wringing his hands publically and then, like Pontius Pilate, voted to kill the innocent.
I also remember Old Joe dropping all his prinicples quicker than Obama can say “racist or crisis” when Al Gore annointed him VP candidate for the left.
Joe is an Othodox Jew and needs to be congratulated for his consitency in fighting the war on terror against Israel -but that’s it. Joe will quietly vote for Obamacare when the spotlight is on that other leftist senator from Maine.
December 16th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Joe Lieberman a solid B+
December 16th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Lieberman got a couple things right. He’s still a socialist.
Alinsky is the most powerful senator.
December 16th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Idahoser, Joe Lieberman is a socialist sellout.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Don L, “Joe Lieberman is never to be trusted. He has made a career of fence sitting to get attention and it keeps working with both sides putting him in the spotlight.”
Ours is called John McCain.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I’m trying to find the RT button for MarkoMancuso’s
tweetcommentDecember 19th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I wonder if Lieberman had a converstion with Dem party reps that sounded like “Strike me down, and you will make me more powerful than you can ever imagine.”
Everyone deserves a star wars moment.
December 19th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
The most powerful senator is whichever one can provide that vital 41st “No” vote on every pos Dem-spawned bill that comes down the pipe from now until after the revolution.
(if such there be.)