Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to Barack Obama said, “I had a terrible dream last night…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

By the way, I should mention that #1 was a hell of a read. I guarantee you won’t see its equal until John starts his own blog.