Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech Dress…

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Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…

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  1. …was looted from New York City.
    …is being made by Union members. It will be finished too late and will cost too much.

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  2. …was from malia’s “let’s play dress-up” box.
    …sucked.
    …was reminiscent of a retarded blueberry.
    …reinforced the fact that I hate her face.

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  3. …….just confirms the fact that ‘ugly’ goes right to the bone, no matter how you garnish it.

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  4. …is made of the salad she tries to shove down kids throats every day (and no, Michele, it doesn’t make it seem any more appealing).

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  5. ……showed more than hers eyes, giving strict Sharia Muslims their best “see why we enforce this!” recruitment tool ever

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  6. …was made, according to the big letters on her butt, by Barnum And Bailey.

    …created three sweatshop jobs in China.

    …was indescribable, because Barack hasn’t told the MSM what they think of it yet.

    …went straight back to Chris Christie as FEMA aid for his date with Springsteen.

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  7. Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…was the first dress she was ever photographed wearing twice. White House sources claim there was no connection to all the attention Kate Middleton has received for “recycling” outfits.

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  8. Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…might have looked “stunning” on Project Runway; but even Michael Kors would admit, looked a bit “frumpy” on Michelle.

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  9. Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…showed how even as millionaires, they have to wear the same designer coutier clothes twice sometimes.

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  10. It was a nightmare,I tell you.

    Roddy McDowell removed his prosthetic make-up,

    revealing “wrong fool woman in a blue dress”

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