Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech Dress…

Posted on November 9, 2012 12:00 pm

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Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…

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30 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech Dress…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    was made of the Constitution and duct tape

  2. rodney dill says:

    still made her ass look fat.

  3. Greg says:

    popped two buttons as she finished off another big plate of chili fries.

  4. Genghis Khen says:

    …was picked out by Bill Clinton. Yep, it’s blue.

  5. Genghis Khen says:

    …was looted from New York City.
    …is being made by Union members. It will be finished too late and will cost too much.

  6. rodney dill says:

    actually looked pretty good…….. on Joe Biden.

  7. jw says:

    …was U! G! L! Y!,

    you ain’t got no alibi.

    it’s ugly, it’s ugly!

  8. archangel says:

    …was from malia’s “let’s play dress-up” box.
    …was reminiscent of a retarded blueberry.
    …reinforced the fact that I hate her face.

  9. rodney dill says:

    Made Stacy and Clinton’s heads explode…..

  10. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    …….just confirms the fact that ‘ugly’ goes right to the bone, no matter how you garnish it.

  11. artvol11 says:

    …is made of the salad she tries to shove down kids throats every day (and no, Michele, it doesn’t make it seem any more appealing).

  12. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was a traditional Klingon victory garment. Qapla’!

  13. Greg says:

    proves that, no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it’s still a pig.

  14. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . will cost more than a Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG

  15. tomg51 says:

    ……showed more than hers eyes, giving strict Sharia Muslims their best “see why we enforce this!” recruitment tool ever

  16. DamnCat says:

    …made Anna Wintour demand her campaign donations back.

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …was made, according to the big letters on her butt, by Barnum And Bailey.

    …created three sweatshop jobs in China.

    …was indescribable, because Barack hasn’t told the MSM what they think of it yet.

    …went straight back to Chris Christie as FEMA aid for his date with Springsteen.

  18. AT says:

    …cost more than you make in a year.

  19. Scott says:

    …was made by the 47%

  20. Writer says:

    Was made from the finest recycled flour sacks. You could still see the lumps.

  21. Crabby Old Bat says:

    . . . was paid for by you. You are now free to weep bitter tears.

  22. RAML says:

    was made from a GI tent.

  23. CTCompromise says:

    Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…was the first dress she was ever photographed wearing twice. White House sources claim there was no connection to all the attention Kate Middleton has received for “recycling” outfits.

  24. CTCompromise says:

    Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…might have looked “stunning” on Project Runway; but even Michael Kors would admit, looked a bit “frumpy” on Michelle.

  25. CTCompromise says:

    Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…showed how even as millionaires, they have to wear the same designer coutier clothes twice sometimes.

  26. Anna says:

    …was dyed with the tears of 6-year-old Malaysian sweatshop workers. But Tim Gunn thinks it’s fabulous!

  27. archangel says:

    made chewbacca look downright sexy.

  28. notacommy says:

    It was a nightmare,I tell you.

    Roddy McDowell removed his prosthetic make-up,

    revealing “wrong fool woman in a blue dress”

  29. SciFi Guy says:

    Proves once and for all Mutton cannot be dressed up as Lamb.

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