Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech Dress…
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Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…
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November 9th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
was made of the Constitution and duct tape
November 9th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
still made her ass look fat.
November 9th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
popped two buttons as she finished off another big plate of chili fries.
November 9th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
…was picked out by Bill Clinton. Yep, it’s blue.
November 9th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
…was looted from New York City.
…is being made by Union members. It will be finished too late and will cost too much.
November 9th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
actually looked pretty good…….. on Joe Biden.
November 9th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
…was U! G! L! Y!,
you ain’t got no alibi.
it’s ugly, it’s ugly!
November 9th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
…was from malia’s “let’s play dress-up” box.
…sucked.
…was reminiscent of a retarded blueberry.
…reinforced the fact that I hate her face.
November 9th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Made Stacy and Clinton’s heads explode…..
November 9th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
…….just confirms the fact that ‘ugly’ goes right to the bone, no matter how you garnish it.
November 9th, 2012 at 1:48 pm
…is made of the salad she tries to shove down kids throats every day (and no, Michele, it doesn’t make it seem any more appealing).
November 9th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
…was a traditional Klingon victory garment. Qapla’!
November 9th, 2012 at 2:30 pm
proves that, no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it’s still a pig.
November 9th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
. . . will cost more than a Mercedes-Benz SLK55 AMG
November 9th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
……showed more than hers eyes, giving strict Sharia Muslims their best “see why we enforce this!” recruitment tool ever
November 9th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
…made Anna Wintour demand her campaign donations back.
November 9th, 2012 at 4:06 pm
…was made, according to the big letters on her butt, by Barnum And Bailey.
…created three sweatshop jobs in China.
…was indescribable, because Barack hasn’t told the MSM what they think of it yet.
…went straight back to Chris Christie as FEMA aid for his date with Springsteen.
November 9th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
…cost more than you make in a year.
November 9th, 2012 at 4:59 pm
…was made by the 47%
November 9th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Was made from the finest recycled flour sacks. You could still see the lumps.
November 9th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
. . . was paid for by you. You are now free to weep bitter tears.
November 9th, 2012 at 9:30 pm
was made from a GI tent.
November 9th, 2012 at 9:58 pm
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…was the first dress she was ever photographed wearing twice. White House sources claim there was no connection to all the attention Kate Middleton has received for “recycling” outfits.
November 9th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…might have looked “stunning” on Project Runway; but even Michael Kors would admit, looked a bit “frumpy” on Michelle.
November 9th, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Michelle Obama’s Victory Speech dress…showed how even as millionaires, they have to wear the same designer coutier clothes twice sometimes.
November 10th, 2012 at 11:38 am
…was dyed with the tears of 6-year-old Malaysian sweatshop workers. But Tim Gunn thinks it’s fabulous!
November 10th, 2012 at 2:54 pm
made chewbacca look downright sexy.
November 10th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
It was a nightmare,I tell you.
Roddy McDowell removed his prosthetic make-up,
revealing “wrong fool woman in a blue dress”
November 10th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
Proves once and for all Mutton cannot be dressed up as Lamb.
November 12th, 2012 at 7:41 pm
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