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Obama’s new Defense Secretary…

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  1. … Will Be John Kerry. The Defense Chief in waiting has already issued a ban on cutting off ears and other “Genghis Khan-type” activities. He will put in place a prohibition on our troops terrorizing others, and instead of pinning medals on recipients’ chests, they will now instead be thrown over the White House fence.

    Also, a Purple Heart medal will be issued with each bandaid.

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  2. Obama’s new Defense Secretary was going to be the chair that Clint Eastwood talked to at the Republican National Convention, but John Kerry insists on sitting in it.

    -ls/cm

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  3. . . . has vowed to keep the world safe from rogue YouTube video producers, even if it means hiring thousands of new government workers to scour the Internet 24-7 for offensive content.

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  4. …: sarah brady.
    …will be black. because if he isn’t that’d be racist. it won’t be a woman, though… lets not get carried away.

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  5. Obama’s new Defense Secretary’s.. mother was a homosexual’s hamster and his father smelled of elder-barry’s

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  6. … will be the last human actualy (pretending to be) engaged in defense of this nation as the military will have been eliminated by now.

    … is just another Useless Intellectually Lazy Liberal raping the American taxpayer.

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  7. …like all Obama secretaries, must take dictation, but in this case from foreign dictators.

    …will have to know a drone attack from an Obama speech.

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  8. …is a complete insult to any American who has ever served, or is serving, or plans to serve in the armed forces of this country. However he is the perfect man to carry out the coming dismantling of the nations armed forces.

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  9. …will demand of troops not to open fire “until you see the whites of their skins”.

    …must take up Obama’s line in the sand attitude towards Iran, but first must decide if army faces east or west of Phoenix Arizona.

    …should know that as much as Obama likes dog for dinner, every now and then he orders up a sacrificial lamb.

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  10. …will be the former Defensive coach for the Detroit Lions (unless he can talk a coach from a MORE losing team to take the job).

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  11. …was found strangled in an alley with a note pinned to his chest that said, “I, Donald Rumsfeld, strangled this man”.

    DC police are baffled.

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