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Obama’s new Defense Secretary…

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  1. … Will Be John Kerry. The Defense Chief in waiting has already issued a ban on cutting off ears and other “Genghis Khan-type” activities. He will put in place a prohibition on our troops terrorizing others, and instead of pinning medals on recipients’ chests, they will now instead be thrown over the White House fence.

    Also, a Purple Heart medal will be issued with each bandaid.

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  2. … will be the last human actualy (pretending to be) engaged in defense of this nation as the military will have been eliminated by now.

    … is just another Useless Intellectually Lazy Liberal raping the American taxpayer.

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  3. …is a complete insult to any American who has ever served, or is serving, or plans to serve in the armed forces of this country. However he is the perfect man to carry out the coming dismantling of the nations armed forces.

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  4. …will demand of troops not to open fire “until you see the whites of their skins”.

    …must take up Obama’s line in the sand attitude towards Iran, but first must decide if army faces east or west of Phoenix Arizona.

    …should know that as much as Obama likes dog for dinner, every now and then he orders up a sacrificial lamb.

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