Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “A new drug could let people live to 150, side effects include…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Okay Bob in Feenicks, let me be the first to say eeww