Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “In Order to Get People to Actually Read the Stories They Print, Newspapers…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Send hither the Cookie Monkey!
But you know Cookie Monkeys, Walrus. They be hither, thither and yon.
Go see the *other* nuke the punchline. There was a bonus one today…http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2013/08/bonus-frank-punchline-same-coin.html
Should never have taught Cookie Monkeys to fly.
“Sugar kisses cookies?”
“Bring them closer so that I may join with them.”