Wasn’t too sure on Kelso playing Steve Jobs, but he seems quite a lot less dumb after delivering this strangely conservative speech to moron teenagers:
Are “hard work” and “humility” conservative values? I guess nowadays they are.
I sometimes cynically wonder if such statements are market-driven. If Ashton didn’t have a movie coming out, I’d have nothing at all to be cynical about.
But Ashton does have new movie out — with a lot of the studio’s money riding on it.
The studios have seen that movies bomb when the actors or director alienate conservatives.
In a bit of excellent timing, Ashton makes a conservative-friendly statement.
Example 2: Matt Damon is found in the conservative press to be a hypocrite touting public schools while sending his kids to private school.
This issue makes headlines when Damon has a big-budget film about to be released, on which the studio has a lot of money riding. He suddenly has a public “break up” with Obama. I wouldn’t be cynical about that, either — if he didn’t have a movie just about to be released.
Watch for an actress or actor to suddenly get some conservative credentials when a film is about to hit the theaters. See if it happens at any other time during their career.
No problem, they’ll fix that in editing.
“Smart is sexy.”
Ergo, since he is sexy (to many women), he must be smart.
QED.
Astounding! Why, one could derive all of western philosophy from his pearls of wisdom.
Not to be a grammar Nazi, but I think you mean Are instead of Our.
I’m surprised they didn’t all storm the doors when he said….W O R K
I’m surprised Emperor Barry didn’t call shrieking, “YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT!”
I think people should be dead for 50 years before we let history judge them.
I’m floored.
I can’t believe I just heard that much common sense coming from the same blithering liberal moron who did the “Pledge” video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51kAw4OTlA0
Coincidentally the girl who played Laurie Forman, Lisa Robin Kelly has just died.
I sometimes cynically wonder if such statements are market-driven. If Ashton didn’t have a movie coming out, I’d have nothing at all to be cynical about.
But Ashton does have new movie out — with a lot of the studio’s money riding on it.
The studios have seen that movies bomb when the actors or director alienate conservatives.
In a bit of excellent timing, Ashton makes a conservative-friendly statement.
Example 2: Matt Damon is found in the conservative press to be a hypocrite touting public schools while sending his kids to private school.
This issue makes headlines when Damon has a big-budget film about to be released, on which the studio has a lot of money riding. He suddenly has a public “break up” with Obama. I wouldn’t be cynical about that, either — if he didn’t have a movie just about to be released.
Watch for an actress or actor to suddenly get some conservative credentials when a film is about to hit the theaters. See if it happens at any other time during their career.
I think people should be dead for 50 years before we let history judge them
There’s a bunch of people who really need to get the clock started, asap. I’m not aBOut to name names, they’re reading every word.