Even John Kerry, after sarcastically laying his hand on a small crippled boy’s forehead and yelling, “Be healed!” seemed shocked to discover the healing powers his running mate claimed would make the lame walk actually existed. When pressed on proving the boy was not a “plant” Terry McAuliffe, said, “This is real. John Kerry had a long prayer session with Benny Hin two nights ago. If you’re going to question the authenticity of John Kerry’s healing powers, then you’re questioning those of Benny Hin. We will not stand for you questioning this War Hero’s patriotism!”
Lol not having a good spelling day, was trying to remember if it was “that was I” or “that was me” above, ended up typing both. Okay, wow, 5 hours of sleep sucks, yessiree.
“Little Florida native Emilio Escabar displays the peculiar power of his extra long left arm as he crushes Senator John Kerry’s balls in his little hand.”
In what some might say shows a sign of bad internal polls, John Kerry spends invaluable campaign time in an area that should have already been a lock for the Democratic Presidential Candidate but has been proven to be anything but – Hobbiton.
Is this the little boy who stole money from is dad to donate it to Kerry?
I heard something about this on Rush today.
If you click on the link provided by Editor it looks as if the boy is clutching something. Maybe the boy just told Kerry how he got the money he is giving him…
As John Kerry was explaing to a young boy it was George Bush’s fault that Michael Jackson touched him there, he looked up to see an Angry Dick Cheney charging the stage with a pitch fork.
Kerry: “Can you say “Liar,” little boy?
Boy: Liar!
Kerry: Can you say “Bush,” little boy?
Boy: Bush!
Kerry: Can you tell the audience what Bush is?
Boy:…
Kerry: Moron! (slaps child)
Hi Kids, welcome to sKerry’s Playhouse.
This is little Johnny and he just said the secret word.
OK, you know what to do.
Scream like this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
not only am i going to make abortion legal and free, im going to go back in time and get this little bastered aborted. Bwa ha ha
and dont you forget i served in vietnam!
All these kids…all that research…?
Heck, with no draft coming up, we don’t need any more steenkin’ kids! Muwahahahahaaa!! Embryonic Stem Cell Research Plan: Mark One! Hahahahaaaaa!!!
Sen. John Kerry reacts candidly after the boy he was interviewing during a campaign stop told audience members that mothers shouldn’t have the right to kill their children before they’re born.
“Didn’t we deport this boy a couple of years ago? Where’s Reno? Get that lesbian on the phone. No, not that lesbian. I want to talk down to Bill’s AG not Dick’s daughter. When I’m president I’ll appoint an AG who’s competent at deporting little innocent Cuban children. I already have a plan for that.”
The two children had planned it perfectly: one would distract John Kerry with a potential photo opportunity, and the other would sneak up behind him and shove a corn cob up his ass.
Come on kids! Let’s sing the John-John version of the alphabet song!
National Security
Ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
Global Test, France and me
Legislate Diversity
Now you know my insanity
Next time won’t you ISERVEDINVIETNAM
John’s mother always told him that if he made that face enough times it would freeze that way. And after a glimpse of Theresa in full sunlight, it did.
Presidential candidate john kerry endulges a guilty pleasure in a rare leisure moment- stealing the life essence of yet another child to add to his collection.
So, small person, your name is Bobby? Well…that’s a nice name. Do you like baseball? Did you see me throw that baseball? Yes, I sure did scare that catcher. He must have known that I served in Vietnam. Oh yes, I threw lots of grenades there. Can you say ‘Purple Heart’?
Say, is that your dog over there, Bobby? He’s a very big dog, isn’t he. Wow…he sure does look angry…
YAAHHHHHHHH!
This is your face. This is botox. This is what your face looks like when trying to smile through botox.
or
See kid, if you really want to ruin all your family pictures, do this:
also
Kerry discovers the yellow plastic wristband has a surprise controlled by a small, but not innocent, child.
At long last, John Kerry tracks down the last undecided voter in Ohio, Little Timmy McGuire, only to find that Timmy he was previously represented by John Edwards in a landmark case against the Almighty, because poor Timmy was born with a growth disorder. Hilarity ensues.
And, you know something, not only are we going to New Hampshire, we’re going to South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and North Dakota, and New Mexico! We’re going to California, and Texas, and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan! And then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeeaaahhhh!
senator kerry laughed out loud, and his face stuck that way from all the Botox.
come on, Frank! more cat pictures to caption! those are the only ones i can do!
After reminding the crowds that after he is elected, little boys like this one would be encouraged to run naked, Kerry observes a group of priests coming to tell him, “Forget the abortion issue, we have decided to support your election after all.”
Kerry is very excited that he will no longer have to go to Baptist churches and hold hands with black people. His joy is unbounded.
Juan sees the invisable elephant
Little Juan asked Senator Kerry what the smell around him was. Kerry responds with the “invisable elephant” excuse. Juan, peering off into the distance, says “Oh, I see him now”. Senator Kerry responds with a roar of laughter. Moments later, the Senator was crushed by an elephant.
damn! this ones resistance to the vulcan neck pinch is strong!
or
Say it!!!! Say I have better Hair!!!!!!!!
or
He says he was left behind!!!!! I knew i would find one!!
Adam
A young voter reminds Presidential Candidate John F. Kerry of a memory that was seared, seared into him.
In order to show his willingness to fight the War on Terror to the finish, Presidential Candidate John F. Kerry attempts to kill Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi with a microphone.
hey everybody, can you guess this oingo Boingo tune?
I…I,I love little boys,
they make me feel so bad
when they’re around they make me feel
like I’m the only pedo in town
Do not say you like Bush ever again. since this mic is wireless, i can’t strangle you with its cable, so you’ll have to settle for an old fashioned bludgeoning.
“Damn! This brat is peeing on my leg and I have to pretend it’s funny”
“Today while campaigning, Senator Kerry had an adverse reaction to his botox treatment, causing his face to tighten into a hideous scream”
“See Billy, there’s no such thing as monsters that protect you from bad people… What’s that sound?
(Turns around) Yeaaaaaaaaaah!”
Kerry: “Yes, what would you like to tell me today?”
Kid: “Um, Mithter Thenator, your fly is open.”
Kerry mentally: “Watch it kid, I can peg you in the eye .2 seconds flat!”
You know what I love about this kid? He hasn’t worked in the last year either!!
Welcome to American Idol – Junior. Now this little kid thinks he can sing better than Edwards.
Welcome to America’s Funniest Film Clips – hey Billy, let’s look at Edwards fussing with his hair! …And putting on lipstick!
I was just doing my best Howard Dean impression. Everybody loved when that guy screamed!
I just farted! Did you hear that? It was terrific!
“Hey kid, I served in Vietnam! I have a plan! I – Wait a minute. That kid looks like an Angry Rottweiller. A very Rottweiller… AHHHH MY TESTICLES. HE’S GOT ME BY MY MINISCULE PISTACCIOS!”
Teresa: “Oh, and this is a picture of John right after I went full throttle on the remote control butt plug. The key here ladies is to always hit him with the juice when he least expects it.
Oprah: “Any other questions for Terayza on training your very own sissy boy?”
Realizing too late the mistake in his photo op with known midgit terrorist Al-most Qaeda, Senator Kerry lets out an ear splitting scream just before they are both wiped off the face of the Earth by S.M.I.T.E.
Flip flop? he said the magic word.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
TODAY ON THE JOHN KERRY SHOW – WHY CAN’T KIDS VOTE?
When he stand next to Kerry, John Edwards looks so young!!
Vote for me, or I’ll jab this microphone into this kid’s eye!
First I’m going to help Ronnie. Then I’m going to help Sallie, then I’m going to help little Billy then – yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
Aaaaaaaaaahhhh! The little devil smashed me ballsack–I mean, kids are just so funny and stuff!
“He claims he benefitted from the No Child Left Behind Act!” -Kerry
Security guards were forced to rush onstage to hold back mr john kerry who was trying to consume a young boy’s head.
Or:
“His momma promise’s I’ll win!”
(bummer on the apostrophe, oughtta be “promises”)
Hope that doesn’t disqualify…
🙁
“YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!”
The boy smiled nervously (as his mother had warned him to do), hoping the big, scary man would leave him alone.
Even John Kerry, after sarcastically laying his hand on a small crippled boy’s forehead and yelling, “Be healed!” seemed shocked to discover the healing powers his running mate claimed would make the lame walk actually existed. When pressed on proving the boy was not a “plant” Terry McAuliffe, said, “This is real. John Kerry had a long prayer session with Benny Hin two nights ago. If you’re going to question the authenticity of John Kerry’s healing powers, then you’re questioning those of Benny Hin. We will not stand for you questioning this War Hero’s patriotism!”
“Look Teresa, I’ve found you a new yard boy.”
I got nothin’. But Ducky, you’re killing me!
“Here’s JOHNY!”
” Yea I can fit his head in my mouth, but I’m no Mary!!” “And by Mary I mean a gaaaaaay.”
The NAMBLA endorsement’s as good as mine!
Erm, that was I me above. Sorry, forgot to post name:)
LOL!
Lol not having a good spelling day, was trying to remember if it was “that was I” or “that was me” above, ended up typing both. Okay, wow, 5 hours of sleep sucks, yessiree.
Kerry proudly announces the endorsement of the Michael Jackson fan club
I like yours LokiVonB.
Welcome to Mr. Kerry’s Neighborhood. Today’s letter is the Letter E. Let’s say that in French…
Kerry, having “Nam” flahsbacks, mistakenly uses his Eagle Claw Heart Grab on an un suspecting child
I would like to take this moment to offically apologize to Mary Cheney. I’m sorry little Mary.
“Little Florida native Emilio Escabar displays the peculiar power of his extra long left arm as he crushes Senator John Kerry’s balls in his little hand.”
hey, You’re not a hand puppet. You’re a real boy.
See little peasant boy my teeth don’t have any gaps in them.
Next on our Telethon – We’ll both dance to “tequila”. Which is covered in my health plan.
John Edwards had to assume the race for President as John Kerry was sucked into a temporal vortex upon meeting himself as a child.
In what some might say shows a sign of bad internal polls, John Kerry spends invaluable campaign time in an area that should have already been a lock for the Democratic Presidential Candidate but has been proven to be anything but – Hobbiton.
Is that what it always looks like before the alien pops out of his human host?
He thinks under my plan he’ll have Social Security when he retires!
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES!! Someone let a street urchin in here. Get rid of it!
Look at me, I touched a commoner! HAHA!
Sally look! I didn’t frighten this one!
Ha.Ha.
Wanna hear a joke little boy. Pull my microphone!!
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!! Look at this little retarded kid!”
Why should those priests have all the fun?
“…and then we’re going after the elderly, and the minorities, and the women, and Hollywood, and the KIDS. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!”
If you would but LOAN me the ring… Give me the tool I need to defend my people… I SERVED IN VIETNAM!
I would really like to see video of this ’cause it does not appear to be a brief expression…
Aaaaaahhhh
John Kerry snatches up the Cuban vote by winning the release of Elian Gonzalez.
YEAGH!
Cheers,
Sean.
Is this the little boy who stole money from is dad to donate it to Kerry?
I heard something about this on Rush today.
If you click on the link provided by Editor it looks as if the boy is clutching something. Maybe the boy just told Kerry how he got the money he is giving him…
As John Kerry was explaing to a young boy it was George Bush’s fault that Michael Jackson touched him there, he looked up to see an Angry Dick Cheney charging the stage with a pitch fork.
Kerry: “Can you say “Liar,” little boy?
Boy: Liar!
Kerry: Can you say “Bush,” little boy?
Boy: Bush!
Kerry: Can you tell the audience what Bush is?
Boy:…
Kerry: Moron! (slaps child)
“I don’t care what your faterh says — I did NOT play Herman Munster!”
or
“The little bugger bit me!!”
He says he’s got a plan too!
“He’s already received his draft notice!!! See what I mean folks??!”
See! I told you all that I would meet with world leaders! Welcome the king of Munchkin Land!
Thx Laura:)
Another one:
Theresa and I just love children! Especially with ketchup!
I served in Vietnam!
or
JEEVES! The Boiling ketchup vat! This kids for Bush!
Hi Kids, welcome to sKerry’s Playhouse.
This is little Johnny and he just said the secret word.
OK, you know what to do.
Scream like this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
dang…I puposelly skipped reading the comments, so I could come up with somethin original.
Dang you RWD!!!!!!
purposely
BATBOY STRIKES AGAIN!
With Bush’s Draft this little boy will go to Iraq, and thats bad I know. How? I SERVED IN VIETNAM! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM! I HAVE A PLAN!
HOT DAMN! Now I see why some priests go for kids!
eewwwwww!
not only am i going to make abortion legal and free, im going to go back in time and get this little bastered aborted. Bwa ha ha
and dont you forget i served in vietnam!
All these kids…all that research…?
Heck, with no draft coming up, we don’t need any more steenkin’ kids! Muwahahahahaaa!! Embryonic Stem Cell Research Plan: Mark One! Hahahahaaaaa!!!
Sen. John Kerry reacts candidly after the boy he was interviewing during a campaign stop told audience members that mothers shouldn’t have the right to kill their children before they’re born.
Left-Before Botox
Right-After Botox
Turning Old men into young ones…to match their mentality.
Botox-should be in every home
“Didn’t we deport this boy a couple of years ago? Where’s Reno? Get that lesbian on the phone. No, not that lesbian. I want to talk down to Bill’s AG not Dick’s daughter. When I’m president I’ll appoint an AG who’s competent at deporting little innocent Cuban children. I already have a plan for that.”
Tell me. Why should I choose YOU as my vice president?
Did you hear that everybody? The boy wants to marry a rich widow. Ha ha. Maybe one day you can marry mine!
F&%$@, the little son-of-a-b&@%# bit me! FOUR PURPLE HEARTS NOW!
Hey guys, he registered to vote! Twice!! …and he got the rest of Ms Gonzalez’s 3rd grade class to register too…
The two children had planned it perfectly: one would distract John Kerry with a potential photo opportunity, and the other would sneak up behind him and shove a corn cob up his ass.
Come on kids! Let’s sing the John-John version of the alphabet song!
National Security
Ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
Global Test, France and me
Legislate Diversity
Now you know my insanity
Next time won’t you ISERVEDINVIETNAM
John’s mother always told him that if he made that face enough times it would freeze that way. And after a glimpse of Theresa in full sunlight, it did.
I’d like to introduce our new mascot – Kid Kedwards. Tell them our Motto..
Kid: I served in Vietnam!!
John Kerry, attempting to “Rock the Vote” with Kiss, goes into the crowd to fetch a “volunteer” for the “ritual.”
Presidential candidate john kerry endulges a guilty pleasure in a rare leisure moment- stealing the life essence of yet another child to add to his collection.
So, small person, your name is Bobby? Well…that’s a nice name. Do you like baseball? Did you see me throw that baseball? Yes, I sure did scare that catcher. He must have known that I served in Vietnam. Oh yes, I threw lots of grenades there. Can you say ‘Purple Heart’?
Say, is that your dog over there, Bobby? He’s a very big dog, isn’t he. Wow…he sure does look angry…
YAAHHHHHHHH!
Say Johnny, have you ever seen the inside of a turkish bath house? (that one’s for us old farts).
Little did big John know, the kid was one of those rare ones born with ear teeth.
This is your face. This is botox. This is what your face looks like when trying to smile through botox.
or
See kid, if you really want to ruin all your family pictures, do this:
also
Kerry discovers the yellow plastic wristband has a surprise controlled by a small, but not innocent, child.
After weeks of simply reacting to Bush’s campaign,
John Kerry suddenly conceives a totally original
theme: No Child Left Alive.
okay, i’m a photoshop novice, but i’d say this isn’t too bad for a beginner…
Albert’s on the loose
Hey, Ter-RAY-za, I thought you said these kids would be running around naked!
Cheney isn’t the only one who eats children, watch!
The little bugger told me he was voteing for bush and then bit my finger!
“Senator Kerry reacts to yet another decisive loss in a debate against little Bobby”
ROTFLMBO. Great one. Can’t want to see him when the “truth hurts” and “defeat stings”.
“Who you going to vote for son?”
“Bush.”
“(Laugh), (mutter) you little piece…”
At long last, John Kerry tracks down the last undecided voter in Ohio, Little Timmy McGuire, only to find that Timmy he was previously represented by John Edwards in a landmark case against the Almighty, because poor Timmy was born with a growth disorder. Hilarity ensues.
“We all float down here!”
And, you know something, not only are we going to New Hampshire, we’re going to South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and North Dakota, and New Mexico! We’re going to California, and Texas, and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota, and Oregon, and Washington, and Michigan! And then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeeaaahhhh!
“Sorry I tried to stab out your eyes with the microphone, young man. I thought you were one of them slanty-eyed gooks for a second there.”
You would give me amnesty, right? You wouldn’t send me back to Cuba, right?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha
Little kid : “So…what’s this I hear about you being in Vietnam?”
Hey! This boy made my little winkee go up for the first time in years! Thanks little boy.
senator kerry laughed out loud, and his face stuck that way from all the Botox.
come on, Frank! more cat pictures to caption! those are the only ones i can do!
“Ohmigod I can’t belive he bit me! the little brat bit me! I haven’t been bit since I was in Vietnam!…”
“No, I’m not Michael Jackson. But I will if you want me to be.”
Frank, I think your headline is the funniest. Although RWD had me laughing out loud too.
Stay tuned for a very special “Frenchie and the Sanjay Kid,” when F+SK headline a benefit concert for the letter E, live from Fort Lauderdale!
“Today’s campaign rally has been brought to you by the letter E, and the number 2.”
For the last time, that’s FUHRER!!!!!!!!
After reminding the crowds that after he is elected, little boys like this one would be encouraged to run naked, Kerry observes a group of priests coming to tell him, “Forget the abortion issue, we have decided to support your election after all.”
Kerry is very excited that he will no longer have to go to Baptist churches and hold hands with black people. His joy is unbounded.
Juan sees the invisable elephant
Little Juan asked Senator Kerry what the smell around him was. Kerry responds with the “invisable elephant” excuse. Juan, peering off into the distance, says “Oh, I see him now”. Senator Kerry responds with a roar of laughter. Moments later, the Senator was crushed by an elephant.
Following days newspaper headline: “Child suffers chemical burns trying to bleach liberal stench off of clothing.”
I’m sorry, but Michael Moore’s new diet only allows him to eat children, and today just happens to be your day
damn! this ones resistance to the vulcan neck pinch is strong!
or
Say it!!!! Say I have better Hair!!!!!!!!
or
He says he was left behind!!!!! I knew i would find one!!
Adam
“Get in my belly!”
A young voter reminds Presidential Candidate John F. Kerry of a memory that was seared, seared into him.
In order to show his willingness to fight the War on Terror to the finish, Presidential Candidate John F. Kerry attempts to kill Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi with a microphone.
hey everybody, can you guess this oingo Boingo tune?
I…I,I love little boys,
they make me feel so bad
when they’re around they make me feel
like I’m the only pedo in town
Do not say you like Bush ever again. since this mic is wireless, i can’t strangle you with its cable, so you’ll have to settle for an old fashioned bludgeoning.
BE HEALED!!! You little Republican bastard!!!!! Where’s Edwards, dammit?!!
OW, OW, OW…. He Bites!!
“Damn! This brat is peeing on my leg and I have to pretend it’s funny”
“Today while campaigning, Senator Kerry had an adverse reaction to his botox treatment, causing his face to tighten into a hideous scream”
“See Billy, there’s no such thing as monsters that protect you from bad people… What’s that sound?
(Turns around) Yeaaaaaaaaaah!”
IT HURTSSSS USSSSSSS!!! NASSSTY TWIXY HOBBITSSISS!!
“Proof that children are vile, like garlic, and John Kerry is a blood-sucking bastard, like a vampire.”
“(You’re rolling? Yes?) I GOT ONE!! I GOT ONE!!!! I GOT ONE!!!!”
Represent YOU????? HAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA
Senator Quirrell attempts to seize the Florida Vote from young Harry Potter, but a powerful magic spell causes him to burn with pain.
Billy, do you like gladiator movies?
haha
…you ever seen a grown man naked..
X
Do you like it when a dog rubs up and down your leg.
Michael Jackson is a filty liar.
I invented the Moonwalk. Watch. (crash) Damn secret service agent.
Kerry: “Yes, what would you like to tell me today?”
Kid: “Um, Mithter Thenator, your fly is open.”
Kerry mentally: “Watch it kid, I can peg you in the eye .2 seconds flat!”
You know what I love about this kid? He hasn’t worked in the last year either!!
Welcome to American Idol – Junior. Now this little kid thinks he can sing better than Edwards.
Welcome to America’s Funniest Film Clips – hey Billy, let’s look at Edwards fussing with his hair! …And putting on lipstick!
Jeeves! This little whippersnapper laughed when I said I have a plan! Punish him!
Teresa: “Oh, and this is a picture of John right after I went full throttle on the remote control butt plug. The key here ladies is to always hit him with the juice when he least expects it.
Oprah: “Any other questions for Terayza on training your very own sissy boy?”
Hey, anyone ever seen invasion of the bodysnatchers?
I think Kerry’s just seen a Republican (you know, someone that’s not “one of the pod”).
Ha, ha. You are such a sweet little immigrant.I think we’ll let you stay.
I can’t top Franks…but if that doesn’t count I’m voting for Devil_Dog’s…I actually laughed out loud.
“He tricked me! Ahh! The wire! Get the wire! Terayza! Someone! Edwards? D*mn pansy @$$! GET THIS FRIGGIN’ WIRE OUTTA MY EAR!”
Stay calm child, the botox is wearing off.
I gave up killing little kids like you years ago. I SWEEEAR!
Realizing too late the mistake in his photo op with known midgit terrorist Al-most Qaeda, Senator Kerry lets out an ear splitting scream just before they are both wiped off the face of the Earth by S.M.I.T.E.
Lilly, Marilyn, Grandpa!
You can stop looking, I found Eddie!
“Auuuuuuggh! SH*T!! This kid’s my grandson!! Who’s responsible?!! Edwards will sue!!”
Johnny… do you play baseball?
Dave: Al-most Quaeda
snicker