I’m really getting hyped to see the movie Team America: World Police which comes out this weekend where Hans Blix is killed James Bond style in a shark tank, Michael Moore is blown up, there’s a song comparing one’s love to how much the magnitude that the movie Pearl Harbor sucked, and the main bad guys are puppets of Kim Jong Il and Alec Baldwin.
Anyway, thought I’d share this quote form this article:
And yet, some of Hollywood embrace and even seek out the “South Park” guys. Alec Baldwin, who leads the F.A.G. (Film Actor’s Guild) in the movie and allies with the North Korean dictator, found out he was being depicted in the film. The actor begged to be his own voice in the film.
“Yeah, he did call,” Stone confirms. “He called really early on.”
But they didn’t let him do his own voice, Parker explains. “No, we found a guy who did it better.”
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and I am going to see it also. Looks awesome
Anything that ticks off Sean Penn is deserves our money.
ha! they found some other guy to do a better Alec Baldwin than Alec Baldwin! This could be worth seeing after all. Michael Moore gets blown up, bonus!
and don’t forget that janeane garofalo gets iced.
yay! i can’t wait to see it this weekend!
Dude, not only does Moore get blown up, but when he explodes, succulent ham is thrown everywhere!
From AP yesterday:
For this slight, Moore’s punishment in “Team America” is extreme: he’s depicted as a gibbering, overweight, hot-dog eating buffoon who straps explosives to his body to blow up the American do-gooders. The puppet was reportedly stuffed with ham when it blew.
LOL!!!!
What do you mean “depicted”? He is all these things and more.
News is in that the notorious gangster Pizza the Hut has died. Reportedly he locked himself in his limo, and ATE himself to death. Next up, Pongo reviews Rocky 5… Thousand!
Spaceballs is the greatest movie ever made!
“…that guy that explodes when he eats to much…”
There is something like that in a Monty Python movie-The Meaning of Life (I think). In a french eatery the extremely large guy ate and ate and could eat no more, then the waiter tempted him with a wafer thin mint. The guy eats it and he explodes.
Is there another one having to do with eating too much pizza?
I don’t know if my husband will let me go see it. I may have to sneak out the window after bed time.
Forget Team America! I want to see this movie:
http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/l/legend-ot-sacred-stone.html
It’s violent and gory kung fu ninja puppets!
I’ll be going to see this movie, I’m a big fan of South Park and Orgazmo and BASEketball, so this movie should be pretty good.
matt da-monnn
matt da-monnn
(you will get it in a week)
You all are missing the point to seeing the movie – quite possibly the BEST BEGINNING TO A MOVIE EVER! How do I know? ‘Cause D**ly KS told me so:
And “Screw ’em” Kos thinks this is a bad thing. I’m not missing it for the World… or Woo’d, as Kim’s puppet would say. Bwahahahahaha!
Of course, I’ll just close my eyes and wait for the bad noises to stop during the puppet o**l sx scene.
Why God? Why?
I didn’t know puppets could do that!
GASP
I will cover my eyes and plug up my ears.
There were four terrorist, so he does not even have his facts straight about the movie. It think that maybe is is refering to the democrats belief that 4 terrorist with a WMD is a nuisanse, but three with a WMD is just a small bother
matt & trey were on dennis miller the other night and said they had to take out the graphic puppet grex in order to get the R rating.
or whichever rating it is they were going for.
I saw a sneak preview of the movie this weekend, and I must say, it was AWESOME.
Not for the very easily offended as it contains much language and violence, and a little sex (which is not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be – no noises or graphicness – they’re puppets, and it’s silly)
Anyway, the main theme song is brilliant, and the constant ripping of Hollywood is absolutely genius. The whole concept of puppets makes ever scene even more humorous, and the directors took good advantage of said inherent sillyness.
Yes, Michael Moore does blow up, and quite frankly that might be the greatest moment in movie history.
But more than just Moore, a lot of hollywooders get iced. And at the end of the day it all comes down to the question: How well can Alec Baldwin act?
More than anything the movie is a rip on Hollywood in general. There’s some mocking of the approach America takes in solving problems, but you’re left feeling like the conservatives are the good guys; or maybe just that hollywood sucks.
I can’t recommend this enough to anyone who wants to laugh a lot, and isn’t easily offended. If you’d watch an episode of southpark, you’d like this. And if you saw the southpark movie, this isn’t nearly as offensive.
I’ve got the theme song in my head right now. Hahah. Laughing at work. Wait until the weekend, and you’ll understand what I mean.
For the pizza thing, he MIGHT be referring to “Seven”-was that pizza the guy was eating when he burst? Haven’t seen any part of that movie in while though, its really messed up. I prefer wholesome films like “The Usual Suspects:D)
I, too, cannot wait to see this movie. For some reason, the line, “If there is still a world left when this is all over, I’d like to buy you a beer” really makes me laugh.
Plus, KJ-Il looks hilarious…“Orr, Mister Brix…”
AND they blow up the Eiffel Tower.
I, too, cannot wait to see this movie. For some reason, the line, “If there is still a world left when this is all over, I’d like to buy you a beer” really makes me laugh.
Plus, KJ-Il looks hilarious…“Orr, Mister Brix…”
AND they blow up the Eiffel Tower!
I, too, cannot wait to see this movie. For some reason, the line, “If there is still a world left when this is all over, I’d like to buy you a beer” really makes me laugh.
Plus, KJ-Il looks hilarious…“Orr, Mister Brix…”
AND they blow up the Eiffel Tower!
Pizza the hut eats himself in spaceballs… somebody already mentioned that though.
I heart Matt Stone and Trey Parker… Cannibal the Musical, Orgasmo, Baseketball, South Park… I can only imaging the greatness of Team America. I’ve been waiting for it since I heard about it, and the more I hear, the more I can’t wait.
I, too, cannot wait to see this movie. For some reason, the line, “If there is still a world left when this is all over, I’d like to buy you a beer” really makes me laugh. Could be because during the commercial, “I’ll stand by you” by the Pretenders is playing in the background.
Plus, KJ-Il looks hilarious…“Orr, Mister Brix…”
AND they blow up the Eiffel Tower!
Holy crap, I don’t know what happened with the posts. Please disregard all but the last one. I thought I stopped the upload in time to make corrections.
Loki, the guy in Se7en was eating spaghetti.
One more thing (yes, I know many of you want to kill me by now), putting a “spoiler alert” at the top of the section might be good for people like me, who WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS!
I hope it can beat the scene in South Park the movie where the canuks blew up the Baldwin residence.
LOL! So I guess Kenny isn’t the only one who can be brought back after dying. If they made a sequel that showed these people getting suitably de-lifed again, I’d go see that too.
Pearl Harbor. Worst dang movie I’ve seen in years.
jonag, remember not to buy popcorn when you sneak out to watch it. that’ll be a dead giveaway!
Blix might be killed by sharks…but are they sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads?!?
LokiVonBismark, you stole my name!! Or did I steal yours? Oh well.
Anyways, this is the funniest movie I have swwn in a very long time. Even the puppet grex was funny, as the puppets aren’t, well… endowed. The $8 I paid was more than worth it!
But Turkeyhead, did they blow up the Eiffel Tower? 😀
Hello Monkeys,
Don’t forget it’s the Yew Esss of Eh that this movie is abooot…their taking the piss out of you. I’m sure this movie is f’king hilarious because you are after all!!