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  1. Are you certain about that,Frank? Cause I know that ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ had no predecessors.There was no plans 1-8,but yet 9 existed,nonetheless.Then again,it is the worst film of all time,except for ‘Gigli’.
    Hmm,ok,you’re right.It was Benedict XV.

  2. Even when you don’t make a joke, it’s funny!
    That’s got to be a curse.
    Imagine that you’re walking along a road when a circus-car full of monkeys crashes into you rolls over and ploughs right into you. Half of your body crashes into the monkey compartment, where they begin sucking and biting you. All your shouts of “Help! There are monkeys sucking and biting me!” would just cause people to laugh.

  3. McWert
    Ya know, in order for there to be a Malcolm XI, there would first have been a Pope Malcolm X.
    Presumably he would be the first Pope to have an afro, watch blaxploitation films, and end his sermons with “F**k Whitey.”
    Instead of “We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us,” you’d have, well, some good play on the above involving the name of a place important to Catholicism that I’m not witty enough to figure out right now.

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