Why should April 10th be declared an International Holiday?
Because it’s RightWingDuck’s Birthday!!
I have to think about how I would have everyone on the planet celebrate.
Parades? Egging Leftist houses?
Hmm. I’ll let you guys decide in comments.
BTW – the Number is 37.
Happy Birthday to me!!
I’m going with the eggs…only I’m on a college campus, so I’ll egg the leftists themselves
I’ll help ya Ben but only i’ll do out here is chicago there are millions of them so here i go….
As soon as the Masters is over i’ll walk up to the bodega, get a dozen eggs and pelt a couple on the way back in your honor – What a grand idea – Happy Birthday
I think the world celebration should involve lots of ‘DUCK & cover’ drills, DUCKing Liberals in public, and of course, the ritual greeting to one and all “Hey! DUCK!”
Orion
I have a different reason for it to be a national holiday. I finally grew a pair and asked a girl to prom. She said a cheerful “Alright!”
And there was much happy dancing.
Oh, and happy B-day, oldman.
Happy Birthday,Ducky! G-d bless ya,and may ya have many,many more.
As for what to do,hmmm.You live in Los Angeles,yeah? My first thought,is one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen.It was called ‘The Hollywood Knights’.If you’ve ever seen the flick,just think of the scene where Newbomb Turk and the Knights dumped the 4 naked pledges out in the middle of Watts.
How about a short happy-dance, followed by a sound butt-kicking of whomever is posting the teen porn addresses in the comments.
Maybe have him staked to an anthill!!!
Bit o’ trivia: one of my grandfathers was born on April 10. The other one died on April 10. I am not making this up.
Being a duck, you can probably save money on anything that involves eggs.
Happy birthday! May you post until old age.
Happy Birthday RWD! Keep up the funny. I would suggest cow-tipping as a method of celebrating, but you’re not likely to find cows in LA.
Happy B-day RWD! To answer your question, the only way to get the entire world to celebrate your birthday is to have it on the same day as me, New Year’s Eve (Dec. 31) That way the whole planet celebrates with you!
Seriously though, happy b-day again!
Happy Birthday RWD! Keep up the funny. I would suggest cow-tipping as a method of celebrating, but you’re not likely to find cows in LA.
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Not so,karanadon137.Being in L.A.,Duck has access to Rosie O’Donnell and Star Jones.After the Game Warden eartags them and sets them to pasture,RWD could easily walk out and tip them,as they graze on stinkweed and hemp.
That’s no fair! :O
Today is MY birthday! I must admit, finding out other people have the same birthday as I do has sort of shattered my perfect utopia-esque reality.
Happy birthday, Ducky.
37 ain’t so bad…but it sure as heck ain’t no 20. Thanks for making my day!
Happy birthday ya num-nut 🙂
HB Duckman! Perspective is kinda funny- one poster wished the HB to the oldman. I was gonna say best wishes KID! Well, you’ve aleady been where he is & you’ll soon enough be where I is, so have some good roast duck to celebrate. Best wishes…
May your birthday bring you as much mirth as you bring us!!! Happy 37th!!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Bday man!
I lift a pint to ya RWD. Fair Play to ya. I bid ya peace love and understanding. blessed be this day.
Happy bidet, DUCK.
Holy cow! Did anyone just see Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network? The Aquaman parody was a complete ripoff of what you all have been doing for months, if not years.
Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers ’round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.
Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn’t die this year, I guess that’s good enough.
So let’s drink to your fading health,
And hope you don’t remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
‘Cause if you feel you’re doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn’t ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear– uh… er..
SACKOFCATFOOD you stole that from the Arrogant Worms. Canadians! You must secretly be canadian!!!
Oh and, I must give lotsa credit to the “Peace through superior firepower” people, they turned my order around quickly, and I have my hilarious t-shirt now. WHICH IS MUCH MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE IMAO TSHIRTS I ORDERED A LONG TIME AGO!! THEY ARE STILL NOT HERE!! So I guess I am going to have to smear THOSESHIRTS in all my postings from now until I get them in the mail.
Happy Late Birthday, Ducky!
and 37….ouch!
i’ll be seeing that number on my birthday cake in about 2 months…
hope you had a good birthday.
Happy birthday! oh wait, its over . . .
Belated birthday wishes.
Belated birthday wishes Ducky! It was my oldest Stepson Nick’s birthday too yesterday. (He turned 21 – oh, joy….)
Happy belated Birthday RWD. I hope it was a great one.
I hope it’s not too late…
Happy Feliz Cumpleños!!
Did you brake a piñata?? a lefty??
Hippy Pappy Bithunday!
(Shamelessly quoted from Eeyore. Old enough to remember him?)
“Happy Birthday RWD! Keep up the funny. I would suggest cow-tipping as a method of celebrating, but you’re not likely to find cows in LA.”
Well, there’s always illegal-immigrant tipping….
happy birthday ducky!