As everyone waits for Patrick Fitzgerald to hand down (or not hand down indictments) all the news media has been gripped in endless speculation. Yet, IMAO has not made an official prediction.
It is time.
Fitzgerald will…
INDICT HIMSELF!
He will confess that he is responsible for everything that may or may not have happened and have himself arrested. (I should remind my fair readers that indictments are not proof of guilt)
There; I think that’s the only prediction that no one else has made so far.
Wrong! He will indict a ham sandwich.
First!!!
I predict he will indict Puppy Blender himself, but in a double swerve, Reynolds will rip off his face to reveal he is, in fact… JOE WILSON!