“Kerry Wants 20,000 Troops Home for Christmas Holidays”
Hey, we haven’t done headline fun in a while. In the comments, put headlines followed by a snappy witicism. If you don’t understand how to do it, just watch Basil.
“Kerry Wants 20,000 Troops Home for Christmas Holidays”
Hey, we haven’t done headline fun in a while. In the comments, put headlines followed by a snappy witicism. If you don’t understand how to do it, just watch Basil.
Well, his (wife’s) homes would probably hold them. She could even afford gifts!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051026/en_nm/weezer_dc_1
“Weezer’s Cumo Heading Back to Harvard”
Cuomo’s weezer still stuck in his zipper, however.
In related news, John Kerry would also like a stuffed bunny for Christmas.
Anesthesiologists OK Awakening Standards….Just to put them back to sleep.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051026/ap_on_he_me/awake_during_surgery;_ylt=ArY7sB81nmhgwRWWi6ngGNCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3czJjNGZoBHNlYwM3NTE-
are you sure basil still reads IMAO? 🙂
Still Waiting for Relief
Rolaids truck delayed due to hurricane.
Klan To Rally In Support Of Gay Marriage Amendment
In related news, Robert Byrd to visit Ronnie Earle.
ïU.N.: More Quake Aid Needed
Myst, Doom aid to be requested next week
Muppets Get Reailty Check
It Turns Out They Only Cute and Fuzzy Hand Puppets
Yay! Headlines! I love this game!
…and without the stupid errors this time! Hooray Frank!
ïBlum’s Late Inning Heroics Win Game 3 for White Sox
Laurence Simon seen wandering around muttering about Blum
ïU.S. Nixes ‘Bunker’ Nuke
Archie, Edith, Meathead breathe sighs of relief
ïNor’easter Leaves Snow, Flood Worries
Snow reportedly “getting over it, never liked Nor’easter anyway”; Flood thinks “Snow may be in denial”, is concerned for friend
ïCongress Feels Heat Over Torture Bill
Senator Durbin complains that “Those dirty soldiers must’ve left the A/C off again”
Are they 20,000 from Louisiana?
That’s cruel, making people leave perfectly good homes and jobs in Iraq for no homes or jobs in Louisiana.
What a jerk.
hooray! Headlines!
from fox:
U.N.: More Quake Aid Needed
with the release of Doom and the upcoming Halo movies, the one time master FPS has hit hard times.
McDonald’s to put fat content on wrappers
Includes “Wet Wipes” with napkins
Attorney Jailed After Going to Court Drunk
Wanted to Testify For Miers
OK, I’m drunk, too.
Iraq: Draft constitution passes
Lager constitution’s future unknown
ï ‘Rathergate’ news boss out; CBS names replacement
Last seen sitting in the corner, eating crayons and crying; mumbling unitelligibly about “pajamas”
Janet Jackson Denies Having ‘Secret Child’
Secret child repotedly ‘not exactly thrilled’ to have Janet Jackson for a mother, as far as that goes …
Cars provide convenience
They have wheels, too!
CIA Leak Probe Jury Adjourns for Day
Strange, when I leak my probe in court the judge usually makes me leave.
50 Cent Film Sparks Protest
Studio to up production costs to one dollar.
Prosecutor Meets With Chief Judge
Who knew that Rove was Native American?
Chisox Win First World Series Since 1917
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Winged Boar Sighted over Bristol, England
Weather forecast: 28F in Hell tonight
Doctors shocked: Chimp flies from Mike Myer’s backside
NYT Best Seller: Michael Moore’s Diet Success
Robots May Allow Surgery in Space
Oh please, please, please? Could we? Huh, huh, huh? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?
Pish posh, Kerry is an untapped resource of energy! Just think of all that hot air coming out of his mouth! Now that I think about it, global warming isn’t from CO2… it’s from liberal democrats talking!