First! and that was cold dude, funny, but cold.
If they had crashed it would have automatically costed 4x times more than your average crash, been made in china, and wouldn’t half as long as an American made crash
Q: Have you heard of the new Nike line of shoes?
No, but have you heard about the guy fired from Nike for trying to save a couple thousand dollars by not painting a Nike “swoosh” on an airplane that was on TV for 4 hours yesterday?
When they first had trouble, they sent the Malaysian children serving drinks out to try and manually crank the gear down. But their poor little hands were just too tiny to hang on. What, wracked with arthritis as they were from all the sewing and everything.
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First! and that was cold dude, funny, but cold.
If they had crashed it would have automatically costed 4x times more than your average crash, been made in china, and wouldn’t half as long as an American made crash
DANG!!! (second)
Nothin’ to see here. Move along.
Knowing Nike, this will inspire a new line of shoes called “Landing Gear.”
No wonder. The plane was manufactured by Malaysian children who got paid 4 cents an hour for it.
Yeah, but when 2 cents/hour is the average wage, they are getting a good deal.
Q: Have you heard of the new Nike line of shoes?
No, but have you heard about the guy fired from Nike for trying to save a couple thousand dollars by not painting a Nike “swoosh” on an airplane that was on TV for 4 hours yesterday?
When they first had trouble, they sent the Malaysian children serving drinks out to try and manually crank the gear down. But their poor little hands were just too tiny to hang on. What, wracked with arthritis as they were from all the sewing and everything.