This is too weird. Just the other day, and in the interest of diversity of thought, I subscribed to the ACLU email newsletter. Darn them. I now appear to be on some sort of spam list. See what you make of the email below.
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We believe that whatever Allah has in store for us, it is good.
Dear Al Queda Buddy,
We are sending this to you with good intentions. By reading the poem and sending it on to at least 10 friends in the next 24 hours, you too could have many wonderful blessings.
Let us share with you some of the good things that have been happening.
Ali’s Story
Ali read this poem and sent it on to 10 Al Queda friends. Soon afterward, it was discovered that Ali was being spied on by the evil NSA. His plans for destruction were almost discovered. Thankfully, the media revealed the NSA’s horrible actions and now he and the ACLU have filed a lawsuit. Ali could be making millions!!
All because he read the poem and passed it on to 10 people.
Don’t believe us? Then read the story of–
Hassan.
Hassan got this poem and, being the believer that he is, quickly logged off Democratic Underground, and sent it on to ten friends. Later, he was able to carry out his Martyr Mission successfully, and is now basking in the glory of 72 wonderful virgins.
Great, right? But not all death is good. Especially, if you don’t forward this email. Let us tell you about–
Mahmoud
Mahmoud started to read the poem. But he had other issues to deal with so he stopped reading the poem, and went to work at his job at the NY Times. Later, Mahmoud was discovered dead, clutching a book by Michelle Malkin, with a big bag of pork rinds lying at his feet. It’s easy to suspect the Jews, but we blame it on his not reading the poem.
So act today. Make sure you read the poem and send this on to ten friends right away.
The Poem
Kill them, kill them dead
For saying that we do not tolerate
For saying that we hate
Kill them, kill them dead
For drawing cartoons
And putting a bad face on our prophet
Saying that his deeds were not worthy
Kill them, kill them all
Do they mock us?
Kill them
Do they not respect us?
How dare they insult our peaceful ways!
Kill them, Kill them, Kill them
Kill them, Kill them, Kill them
Kill them, Kill them, Kill them
Kill them, Kill them, Kill them
Kill them, Kill them, Kill them
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You have read the stories, you have read the poem. Do you want curses or blessings?
Act today.
Remember, the more people you send this to, the more blessings you will discover.
Have a nice day.
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Sigh,
I miss the days when most of my spam was for sex enhancement drugs, porn, and printer cartridges.