Since Frank J. has finally seen fit to show his dainty side, I figure it’s only fair that I should share the fact that – despite my gruff and bushy-faced exterior – I am actually a model of caring, sensitivity, and empathy. Princess Cat of A Swift Kick & A Band-Aid has the TMI 411 on why I’m such a hit with the ladies.
You are a little teapot?
Oh, Harvey, I want to have your baby!