Poor Murtha. Not getting elected Majority Leader has to hurt. Let’s remember the good times with him by looking back on some of his best quotes:
“I just swallowed my socks and now my feet are cold.”
“You’re really the FBI?! Well… will you bribe me?”
“Sorry I missed this vote. I saw some scary looking teenagers on the street so I hid in my care until they went away.”
“Get those cameras away from me! YOU’RE STEALING MY SOUL!”
“I put my shirt on backwards and now my neck is itchy.”
“I have the votes! A leprechaun told me so!”
“There is a monkey in the Capitol and he stole my pills!”
“Our troops are murders! Murderers! And one of them put a computer chip in my brain! It keeps telling me to eat my vegetables, but I don’t want to eat them! Get this chip out of my brain!”
“I think the Republicans might beat us on this bill. We better run away!”
“If you break open a Magic Eight Ball and drink what’s inside, you see the future!”
“Okinawa is in Japan? When did we move it there?”
“I just took a total crap in my pants!”
You forgot, “But my nurse said I could be majority leader!”
‘course, I suppose that would go along with the leprechaun thing…
First from shimaumA(as in “A”!!)
“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the man said…my tummy itches.”
“Oh boy sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!”
I don’t have to understand the issues, I just have to vote as I am paid.
“I want them to name an airplane after me! Something like The Murtha-Fokker.”
We can’t win this war with the Republicans and should move the House of Representatives over the hill to Okinawa…
“Hey! Pelosi! What’s a Marine gotta do to get his ashes hauled around here? Hop to it, the Viagra’s kickin’ in!”
I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
Marge! The toaster is laughing at me again!
“I would have gotten away with too, if not for those meddling teenagers.”
So John Kerry and John Murtha BOTH got snubbed this week.
Looks like they’ll both be forced to sit at the ‘Little Kids Table’ for Thanksgiving Dinner.
Observe their conversation here
They killed Kenny…BASTARDS!!!
You stole all of that from the Simpsons!
“The leprechaun told me to burn things!”
“That raccoon stole my lambchop!”
Murtha is a cross between Abe Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
“The sign on my dresser says ‘First pants, THEN shoes’.”
John Murtha chose poorly on February 8,2010.