In the comments to this post, Monkey Faced Liberal posted a top 10 list purporting to explain why “fewer people are reading IMAO”. Oddly, his reasons only seemed to explain why conservative readership would drop off.
Obviously MFL doesn’t consider liberals to be “people”.
To counteract his deplorable hate speech, I offer these:
10) Political philosophy of “kill the terrorists, protect the borders, punch the hippies” has too many big words.
9) Offended by Frank’s contention that flipping your bangs 20 times to get your hair juuuuust right is NOT a move that simply oozes machismo.
8) Can’t conceive of how Frank can admire Fred Thompson’s character without also desiring sweaty, un-natural carnal relations with the man – what a freak!
7) Puzzled by discussions of self-defense techniques other than “dial 9-1-1 and wait patiently”.
6) Selling T-shirts? Why doesn’t Frank just lobby for a government T-shirt price-support program that pays hims to NOT sell T-shirts, instead?
5) Frustrated by the complete lack of explanatory linkage for Frank’s obscure pop-culture references… ok, that one actually applies to everyone…
4) Michael Moore fat jokes are hate speech; Rush Limbaugh fat jokes are just inherently funny.
3) Still not understanding how killing Iraqi civilians who innocently shoot rockets at American troops can be an effective war strategy.
2) Really hate science fiction stories that don’t revolve around a heroic politicians saving a planet from the perils of global warming.
1) SarahK isn’t a bitter, hatchet-faced, tree-hugging man-hater. TOTALLY unsexy.
Hopefully our few remaining liberals feel less hated now.
Does anybody care if they think? Or what they think, if they think?
I care what they do, but ….
I thought I banned that guy.
That was awesome.
Frank bans people? I haven’t been banned yet?? Something isn’t right here…
Oh, and The Dude Abides.
Just ordered my Fred KSP (Kill, Secure, Punch), Nuke the Moon and fun facts about terist shirts yesteday so don’t take those gubmint substies.
Thanks Frank J
That was an obvious imposter, foolish hillbilly!
Everyone knows I’m the only progressive smart enough to avoid BusHitler’s detention camps.
The rest are mere actors, paid by JooBusHitlerCheneyHalliburtCo to hide from the sheeple that all the real Americans have been imprisoned.
I don’t do top 10 lists.
Only fascists who went to school count that high, trying to engender shame in the lesser-educated.
Hail Satan!
(And Ron Paul!)
Monkey Faced Liberal
Too many big words, I stop now.
11)Unlike libtards, IMAO does not endorse philosophical indoctrination of our nation’s youth…but Frankj makes the cartoons so amusing they can’t help but learn from him.
You are funny. I disagree with almost everything you write, but that doesn’t make you less amusing to me. Could you please, PLEASE, offer your services to the 1/2 Hour News Hour? They need you bad over there.
Yeah, I was about to post pretty much the same thing Daniel K just said. I’m an Al Gore-reading, Obama-supporting liberal (the horror!), but I still read IMAO all the time.
Part of it’s because I’m determined not to only read things that support my own viewpoint, but also because this site is actually really funny.
After all, you can’t have much respect for someone who drank their own Kool-Aid so much that they can’t take a joke…
Daniel K
1/2 hour comedy hour? Maybe we should do something about that.
Mr. T
I pity the fool that can’t laugh at himself or others.
12) Discusses guns without recommending they be immediately destroyed.
I see that MFL has now figured out who Ron Paul is.
13) No “Lesbo for Hillary” videos.
…he’s still upset about someone dropping a house on his sister….
…besides…liberal’s just another word for gay – Laura said so….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jleTO7XUS9s
What we like about IMAO: restraint in language and tone when responding to detractors. What we don’t like about Republican politicians: the inverse of that.