… and the Number of the Beast shall be 666…
WRONG! The correct Number of the Beast was discovered to be 616. It was found in the earliest Revelations manuscript ever discovered – Papyrus 115 from the Oxyrhynchus site
And lo, from the depths of the Abyss shall come the Hildebeest, and she will feed the buzzards from her great gullet, and jackals shall nurse on her thousand teats. From her loins shall spring forth the mewling imps of Beelzebub…her shriek shall split hte hills and the rivers will boil dray, and the fishies will flop about pointlessly, lamenting universal health care.
Somewhere on this being’s body is tattooed the mark of the beast, but I dare anyone to find it. I’ve see scary before but it takes scary into a different dimension.
I wonder if this is what a Gorgon looks like?
Wouldn’t it be nice if instead of voting in the primaries, all Hillary’s minions climbed to the top of tall buildings, shouted, “Its all for you, Hillary! Its all for you!!!” and then threw themselves over the sides?
Of Course the picture of her at the church was unavailable. It has sunk with the church into the primordial slime that follows and marks her path of destruction across this realm.
… and the Number of the Beast shall be 666…
Aaeeeeiiie!!! The rabid chipmunk photo!
Writer, no fair making fun of her weight like that….
… and the Number of the Beast shall be 666…
WRONG! The correct Number of the Beast was discovered to be 616. It was found in the earliest Revelations manuscript ever discovered – Papyrus 115 from the Oxyrhynchus site
I thought this was humor site, not one that restating obvious facts! 😮
tHis is Y U must vote for Ron Pawl!
She would scare the bejeebers out of the Antichrist!
It iss Rong Pawwel yew morun
Great idea [blank]! We should nominate a man that has no chance to take on the evil beast!
And lo, from the depths of the Abyss shall come the Hildebeest, and she will feed the buzzards from her great gullet, and jackals shall nurse on her thousand teats. From her loins shall spring forth the mewling imps of Beelzebub…her shriek shall split hte hills and the rivers will boil dray, and the fishies will flop about pointlessly, lamenting universal health care.
Ai! Ai! Cthulhu F’taghn!!
Somewhere on this being’s body is tattooed the mark of the beast, but I dare anyone to find it. I’ve see scary before but it takes scary into a different dimension.
I wonder if this is what a Gorgon looks like?
Sorry. The mark of the beast is 999. The first reader was a liberal and, typically, read it upside down.
Good one.
Wouldn’t it be nice if instead of voting in the primaries, all Hillary’s minions climbed to the top of tall buildings, shouted, “Its all for you, Hillary! Its all for you!!!” and then threw themselves over the sides?
should’ve used that picture of her at the church…
can’t find the link right now. 🙁
Of Course the picture of her at the church was unavailable. It has sunk with the church into the primordial slime that follows and marks her path of destruction across this realm.
Okay – thank you for the best laugh of the day.
hln