John Edwards sensitive skin prevents him from doing two things he has always wanted to. Licking his lips in anticipation causes such swelling that one can’t be performed, and the same thing happens to his butt. He still cries when he hears Carly Simon sing that song.
John Edwards’s personalized license plate: AMB CHSR
Without the Hello Kitty images, that car would be very awesome…. Pink looks good on it.
The Silky Pony should drive a Pinto, shouldn’t he?
I think that’s Casper’s car.
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I’m gonna grab a molotov and torch that Ferrari-shaped sin against God, BRB.
John Edwards sensitive skin prevents him from doing two things he has always wanted to. Licking his lips in anticipation causes such swelling that one can’t be performed, and the same thing happens to his butt. He still cries when he hears Carly Simon sing that song.
oh come on, we all know Johnny is intimated by those tough, monstrous kittens
Since I have nothing against kitties, I would happily drive that car.
John Edwards once had a thought in 1998. Medics rushed in and stuffed his ears with gauze to contain the hemmorrhaging .