God created man in His image. Fred Thompson was the first copy, and they all sorta degraded after that.
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FrankJ:
I am a little confused. You support Fred Thompson. So why are there all these Ron Paul Google ads on your website?
It is almost as if The Google thinks your site’s content, links, etc., mean that your readers are likely to be potential Ron Paul supporters.
You are in IT, right? Or at least you are an engineer. Can you please explain this?
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Typical liberal question…no clue about daily commerce and how businesses operate. The selling of services like advertising for dollars… Monkey Face…PUNCH!
The ads pick out key words. Frank J makes fun of Ron Paul so much that they think we support Ron Paul. Google Adsense is usually the biggest conspirator.
Btw, Adblock for firefox means no ads for us, but no money for Frank J. Eh, money made from Ron Paul ads is dirty money anyways.
I am reminded of a particular story of a guy in Illinois who went to one of the Brady campaign’s buyback programs with a trunkload of old, rusted out, crappy guns and netted something like $1500, which he then turned around and used to buy nice new .22 rifles for an NRA Youth benefit. The irony of using antigun money to buy guns for kids is rich.
Similarly, I think it’s awesome that RuPaul is paying Frank J to display ads on his site (even tho indirectly, through Gooooooooogle), who then turns around and uses that money to support Mr. Thompson in his ascendancy to the Oval Office, either by helping to pay for the website, or in donations to the Thompson campaign. Bravo, Frank J.
Fred Thompson is so powerful, he made all Church/synagogue/mosque leaders omit the part in Genesis where he divorces Eve and forces God to create for him a younger, hotter wife.
#8 – Posted by: kirche61 on December 15, 2007 04:38 PM
No, see the error in your thinking is you assume Fred! is human. See, god made Fred!, and then he tried to make something a copy, but there wasn’t nearly enough awesome left, so instead he made Adam and Eve.
At least, thats my understanding of Christian Theology, though I haven’t read genesis in awhile.
I have to appologise to everyone. I finally get the joke about support for Fred in 08. IMAO is a humor site and Fred in 08 is about as big a joke as you can make. I really bought into Fred when he was talking about running or President and thought he was serious. I didn’t realize it was going to be the conservative version of Pat Paulson’s ’68 run. Sorry, I didn’t pick up on the joke sooner.
FRED THOMPSON IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN:
“Say Evie, you didn’t have to go and pick that apple. They was bound to fall off sooner or later. I am, and have always been, pro-apple – but if people wanna go and eat ’em, well I don’t see it as a crime. Say, next time you see your snake buddy, see if he can fetch me a fig leaf or sumpin’ – I’m feelin’ kinda nekkid. When did I get here? Just a spell afore you. No, a spell is NOT forty years!”
I was going to ask Santa for a new baseball bat to crunch monkey faced liberals but Fred said get a job and buy your own.
I did, and now I don’t have to wait for Christmas morning to…well you know, get up on some monkey faced shit.
#14 spicy chicken
“I’ll bet you anything that he made Hillary last.”
God didn’t make hillary… bill took a crap one day and… there she was.
sooo… i guess what i’m REALLY saying is that bill married his own turd.
which means, chelsea must be adopted.
FrankJ:
I am a little confused. You support Fred Thompson. So why are there all these Ron Paul Google ads on your website?
It is almost as if The Google thinks your site’s content, links, etc., mean that your readers are likely to be potential Ron Paul supporters.
You are in IT, right? Or at least you are an engineer. Can you please explain this?
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Typical liberal question…no clue about daily commerce and how businesses operate. The selling of services like advertising for dollars… Monkey Face…PUNCH!
The ads pick out key words. Frank J makes fun of Ron Paul so much that they think we support Ron Paul. Google Adsense is usually the biggest conspirator.
Btw, Adblock for firefox means no ads for us, but no money for Frank J. Eh, money made from Ron Paul ads is dirty money anyways.
Why waste all this time supporting Fred? He is going to lose very badly.
Why waste time complaining about people wasting time? They are just going to waste it anyway.
Fred has a chance. A good one. Ron Paul has no chance. None at all. Who is wasting time now?
I am reminded of a particular story of a guy in Illinois who went to one of the Brady campaign’s buyback programs with a trunkload of old, rusted out, crappy guns and netted something like $1500, which he then turned around and used to buy nice new .22 rifles for an NRA Youth benefit. The irony of using antigun money to buy guns for kids is rich.
Similarly, I think it’s awesome that RuPaul is paying Frank J to display ads on his site (even tho indirectly, through Gooooooooogle), who then turns around and uses that money to support Mr. Thompson in his ascendancy to the Oval Office, either by helping to pay for the website, or in donations to the Thompson campaign. Bravo, Frank J.
so fred’s real name is adam?
Fred Thompson is so powerful, he made all Church/synagogue/mosque leaders omit the part in Genesis where he divorces Eve and forces God to create for him a younger, hotter wife.
#8 – Posted by: kirche61 on December 15, 2007 04:38 PM
No, see the error in your thinking is you assume Fred! is human. See, god made Fred!, and then he tried to make something a copy, but there wasn’t nearly enough awesome left, so instead he made Adam and Eve.
At least, thats my understanding of Christian Theology, though I haven’t read genesis in awhile.
I have to appologise to everyone. I finally get the joke about support for Fred in 08. IMAO is a humor site and Fred in 08 is about as big a joke as you can make. I really bought into Fred when he was talking about running or President and thought he was serious. I didn’t realize it was going to be the conservative version of Pat Paulson’s ’68 run. Sorry, I didn’t pick up on the joke sooner.
Lucifer created Huck in his image. Mitt Romney believes Huck and Ron Paul are brothers.
FRED THOMPSON IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN:
“Say Evie, you didn’t have to go and pick that apple. They was bound to fall off sooner or later. I am, and have always been, pro-apple – but if people wanna go and eat ’em, well I don’t see it as a crime. Say, next time you see your snake buddy, see if he can fetch me a fig leaf or sumpin’ – I’m feelin’ kinda nekkid. When did I get here? Just a spell afore you. No, a spell is NOT forty years!”
I’ll bet you anything that he made Hillary last.
I was going to ask Santa for a new baseball bat to crunch monkey faced liberals but Fred said get a job and buy your own.
I did, and now I don’t have to wait for Christmas morning to…well you know, get up on some monkey faced shit.
#14 spicy chicken
“I’ll bet you anything that he made Hillary last.”
God didn’t make hillary… bill took a crap one day and… there she was.
sooo… i guess what i’m REALLY saying is that bill married his own turd.
which means, chelsea must be adopted.