On Christmas Eve, Fred Thompson leaves milk and cookies out. Santa dares not touch them, because he knows how much Fred Thompson loves his milk and cookies early on Christmas morning.
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Santa always invites Fred back to the workshop, and lets him pick out his own gift. Santa doesn’t want to take the chance that the wrong gift gets delivered.
This Christmas Huck intends to eat the milk and cookies while relying on protection from Chuck Norris. But this plan won’t work: Chuck Norris is afraid of Fred Thompson.
#7 – Posted by: Steve on December 16, 2007 04:28 PM
Really, we can email the President, VP and Congressional Leaders? Wow, your site must really be something else! I mean, we couldn’t do that BEFORE, without your site or anything. In fact, I bet no one here has ever done that before.
Worst. Spam. Evah.
Hey, if I had any more friends I’d be in rehab. If you’re feeling taunted, sorry, but that tells me you’re all too personally involved in the process. You shouldn’t feel hurt just because someone thinks your candidate is an old fart without a Jew’s prayer. Also, making up magical powers and attributes for your guy is more than a little strange (not to mention GAY). I don’t know, maybe this is how people pass the time in Pigeon Holler…
#13 Are you even old enough to vote? That seemed more like something my nine-year-old cousin would write. Promote discussion and hilarity, not stupidity. If you can’t learn to laugh at yourself, then we will do it for you.
Santa always invites Fred back to the workshop, and lets him pick out his own gift. Santa doesn’t want to take the chance that the wrong gift gets delivered.
Fred always has chicken-fried reindeer steaks for breakfast Christmas morning.
Rudolph’s nose is red because one Christmas eve, Rudolph left a “present” on Fred’s roof. It won’t happen again.
Fred looks like he loves his milk and cookies so much that he eats them ten times a day.
OK this one really made me laugh.
This Christmas Huck intends to eat the milk and cookies while relying on protection from Chuck Norris. But this plan won’t work: Chuck Norris is afraid of Fred Thompson.
#7 – Posted by: Steve on December 16, 2007 04:28 PM
Really, we can email the President, VP and Congressional Leaders? Wow, your site must really be something else! I mean, we couldn’t do that BEFORE, without your site or anything. In fact, I bet no one here has ever done that before.
Worst. Spam. Evah.
Maybe Santa will leave Fred a couple of million dollars and a new game plan…
Wow. What a sad, sad life Bunkerboy must have. I have no friends. I must go taunt Fred Thompson supporters.
#10 – Posted by: r2streu on December 16, 2007 07:20 PM
His life is empty for he does not know the light of Fred!
Fred Thompson always gets coal in his stocking. But only because he enjoys crushing them into diamonds.
Hey, if I had any more friends I’d be in rehab. If you’re feeling taunted, sorry, but that tells me you’re all too personally involved in the process. You shouldn’t feel hurt just because someone thinks your candidate is an old fart without a Jew’s prayer. Also, making up magical powers and attributes for your guy is more than a little strange (not to mention GAY). I don’t know, maybe this is how people pass the time in Pigeon Holler…
Fred Thompson WALKED with the bulls at Pamplona.
#13 – Posted by: bunkerboy on December 17, 2007 12:53 AM
Don’t you support… Ron Paul? I mean, just sayin.
#13 Are you even old enough to vote? That seemed more like something my nine-year-old cousin would write. Promote discussion and hilarity, not stupidity. If you can’t learn to laugh at yourself, then we will do it for you.
Pretty much made my point there…