Every single blog has endorsed Fred Thompson that isn’t secretly run by Communists.
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I am Proud, PROUD I say to have announced my support and endorsement for the future President of the United States, Fredrick Dalton Thompson on my web site.
And I think Mrs. Thompson will be a smoking hot, Hyper-intelligent first lady too! 🙂
I predict that 2 minutes after Fred! is sworn in, two things will happen.
1) All the liberal hippie democrats in congress will have a gang stroke and move to the vegetable section of Congress.
2) All the terrorists will understand that they are doomed and decide to commit suicide rather then face the fate Fred! has in store for them.
“Every generalization is a blatant lie.”
BugMan, satire cannot survive without generalization and exaggeration. If you think otherwise, the best read for you is NPR.
Fred Thompson isn’t afraid of communists. The Soviet Union collapsed when they heard that Fred was going to be in “Hunt for Red October”. Don’t believe me? Check the dates.
Quoth FrankJ:
“…Fred Thompson that isn’t secretly run by Communists.”
Implying, therefore, that Fred Thompson is openly run by Communists.
Knoxville, we have a problem!
Thanks Mommy! Peredai Privet to the kids.
Nixon, the Soviet Union, and Huck: they all thought they could beat Fred Thompson. Good luck, Huck, you’ll need it!
I am Proud, PROUD I say to have announced my support and endorsement for the future President of the United States, Fredrick Dalton Thompson on my web site.
And I think Mrs. Thompson will be a smoking hot, Hyper-intelligent first lady too! 🙂
I predict that 2 minutes after Fred! is sworn in, two things will happen.
1) All the liberal hippie democrats in congress will have a gang stroke and move to the vegetable section of Congress.
2) All the terrorists will understand that they are doomed and decide to commit suicide rather then face the fate Fred! has in store for them.
Therefore, until yesterday, IMAO was secretly run by Communists!
Frank – Congratulations on your newly found freedom.
Don’t spend it all in one place.
#2 – Posted by: SeeBS on December 20, 2007 09:10 AM
This wasn’t true until yesterday, so, he was not in fact a commie.
Every single blog that endorses Fred Thompson is lame.
#4 – Posted by: Dwight on December 20, 2007 12:17 PM
So.. why do you visit this site so much if you think its lame?
Every generalization is a blatant lie.
“Every generalization is a blatant lie.”
BugMan, satire cannot survive without generalization and exaggeration. If you think otherwise, the best read for you is NPR.
#6 – Posted by: BugMan on December 20, 2007 12:24 PM
Heh, good one. Did you come up with that yourself or are you quoting someone?
Fred Thompson never lies. Even his generalizations are blatant truth.
Fred Thompson isn’t afraid of communists. The Soviet Union collapsed when they heard that Fred was going to be in “Hunt for Red October”. Don’t believe me? Check the dates.
I confirm what #10 says. (Privet, Igor!)
Quoth FrankJ:
“…Fred Thompson that isn’t secretly run by Communists.”
Implying, therefore, that Fred Thompson is openly run by Communists.
Knoxville, we have a problem!
Thanks Mommy! Peredai Privet to the kids.
Nixon, the Soviet Union, and Huck: they all thought they could beat Fred Thompson. Good luck, Huck, you’ll need it!
Please fix the grammar.
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Fred Thompson fact for tomorrow: He is so poor he has to eat pop-tarts like Kenny’s family.
This blog endorses the magnificence that is Fred Thompson:
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