Harvey’s beheading is scheduled for noon tomorrow. Afterwards will be a pot luck lunch. Bring the whole family!
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I’ll head on over tonight. I think I have a head of lettuce for a nice salad. I just need directions from Google maps so I know I’ll be heading in the right direction.
A potluck lunch? You haven’t joined the Lutheran Church, have you Frank?
“Wherever two or more Lutherans are gathered in His name, there shall be a dish to pass in the midst of them….”
(yep, Lutheran – LCMS)
#4 – Posted by: Mad Insomniac on December 5, 2007 02:50 PM
I think… I’ve found religion! I’m no longer a godless heathen!
Wait, I don’t have to go to some sort of long boring sermon and worship a god do I? I mean, I’m 100% behind this potluck thing, but if it involves sermons and worshiping..
The important question here that might make different Christian factions (I guess they call ’em denominations) war is this: What do you bring to the potluck, a casserole, or a hot dish?
well… at least he has ’til tomorrow to convert. that’s awful christian of you, frankj…
hey… know why i like being baptist? because if you hold some one’s head under the water long enough, they’re bound to come around to your way of thinkin’…
(oh. and i’ll have jennifer make something… she’s a heck of a cook. pampered chef rep, too, you know… anyone want a catalog?)
shane,
good for you for advertising your wife. wow, there’s a sentence i never thought i would write.
by the way, i’ll bring the sweet potatoes. sounds deee-lish!
let’s be very clear mr/mrs/miss b. fly… i did not, nor will i ever, advertise my wife. she is not, repeat, NOT for sale.
i look forward to the sweet ‘taters…
shane,
just meant for pamper chef. i may need a catalog myself as i no longer have a rep. i love that stuff.
my addiction lies not in wierd animal figurines, but kitchen gadgets.
I guess we’ll finally find out if Harvey and FrankJ really are one-in-same. If no more IMWs appear after Harvey’s head is on a pike, then I’ll have to “question the timing.”
Andrew
LCMS representin’ here as well. The other Lut’ran ‘verselets’ I know also involve coffee – there’s one about the number of coffeepots per capita in any LCMS church that cracked me up, but I don’t remember how it went. We like our coffee, baked goods, and covered-dish dinners about like the Methodists (used to, anyway) like lemonade and ice-cream socials. AR
Vater, Sohn und Heiliggeist! Gott ist nicht optional! Seriously, the sermons aren’t that long (at least in our LCMS congregation) but we Lut’rans do like our hymns. Three or 4 per service, and they’re 7- and 8-stanza lung-busters. It goes back to Martin Luther himself, who said, “There is no reason the Devil should have all the good tunes.” The organist earns his pay at an LCMS church.
Dishes will be assigned to usernames as follows:
A-F shall bring Main Dishes
G-M shall bring Sides
N-T shall bring Desserts
U-Z shall bring Salads
Make sure everyone’s name is taped onto their crock pot so we don’t have a mix-up like last year.
I’ll pour the beer. Got to make sure there is a good head on it. Also as a Catholic I’m always up for BINGO….Oh it is getting late I better head on over….I’ll stop with the head ‘jokes’ and quit while I’m ….ahead.
Now, wait a minute?! Who’s doing the beheading?
Oh… wait. It’s those godhatesfags guys, isn’t it?
In that case, I’ll bring potato salad. And a shotgun.
brownfly, i’ll just have jennifer do a full pampered chef demonstration. sort of a pre-beheading warm up show.
or you could just email her. jennifer@ my url…
i’m sure she’d be happy to send you one…
s
I’ll head on over tonight. I think I have a head of lettuce for a nice salad. I just need directions from Google maps so I know I’ll be heading in the right direction.
Just be sure to video tape it so you can put in on the enternet with all the other beheadings by Christian radicals…
Whoops… Internet. You’ll have to excuse me; the outrage is just hampering my ability to type. Curse you, Harvey!
A potluck lunch? You haven’t joined the Lutheran Church, have you Frank?
“Wherever two or more Lutherans are gathered in His name, there shall be a dish to pass in the midst of them….”
(yep, Lutheran – LCMS)
#4 – Posted by: Mad Insomniac on December 5, 2007 02:50 PM
I think… I’ve found religion! I’m no longer a godless heathen!
Wait, I don’t have to go to some sort of long boring sermon and worship a god do I? I mean, I’m 100% behind this potluck thing, but if it involves sermons and worshiping..
The important question here that might make different Christian factions (I guess they call ’em denominations) war is this: What do you bring to the potluck, a casserole, or a hot dish?
LOL #4 … Lutherans. And ye Baptists shall offer congealed jello salad, and pass the collection plate…
Count on me to bring dessert. Let me tell you, I can make a mean pie (homemade crust, beeyotch!).
Seems like a beheading would logically be followed by a BBQ…. mmmmm grilled Harvey
I’m Catholic, so I’ll be ducking out before the potluck.
Did someone say BBQ?
well… at least he has ’til tomorrow to convert. that’s awful christian of you, frankj…
hey… know why i like being baptist? because if you hold some one’s head under the water long enough, they’re bound to come around to your way of thinkin’…
(oh. and i’ll have jennifer make something… she’s a heck of a cook. pampered chef rep, too, you know… anyone want a catalog?)
I would volunteer to be the replacement for Harvey, but shane said I must die for my blasphemy against the Veggie Tale-imams.
yes. the infidel ABQ must become BBQ. Larry (bless the holy cucumber) has commanded it.
(just wait ’til he tries to start his car… you’ll see…)
shane,
good for you for advertising your wife. wow, there’s a sentence i never thought i would write.
by the way, i’ll bring the sweet potatoes. sounds deee-lish!
let’s be very clear mr/mrs/miss b. fly… i did not, nor will i ever, advertise my wife. she is not, repeat, NOT for sale.
i look forward to the sweet ‘taters…
Did someone mention a gathering of Lutherans? I’ll bring the coffee and donuts.
(LCMS)
shane,
just meant for pamper chef. i may need a catalog myself as i no longer have a rep. i love that stuff.
my addiction lies not in wierd animal figurines, but kitchen gadgets.
Lutherans are getting together?? I’ll bring the booze!
I guess we’ll finally find out if Harvey and FrankJ really are one-in-same. If no more IMWs appear after Harvey’s head is on a pike, then I’ll have to “question the timing.”
Andrew
LCMS representin’ here as well. The other Lut’ran ‘verselets’ I know also involve coffee – there’s one about the number of coffeepots per capita in any LCMS church that cracked me up, but I don’t remember how it went. We like our coffee, baked goods, and covered-dish dinners about like the Methodists (used to, anyway) like lemonade and ice-cream socials.
AR
Vater, Sohn und Heiliggeist! Gott ist nicht optional! Seriously, the sermons aren’t that long (at least in our LCMS congregation) but we Lut’rans do like our hymns. Three or 4 per service, and they’re 7- and 8-stanza lung-busters. It goes back to Martin Luther himself, who said, “There is no reason the Devil should have all the good tunes.” The organist earns his pay at an LCMS church.
Joe, don’t go just ’cause you’re Catholic! I’m bringing the bingo cards and need someone to be a caller!
Dishes will be assigned to usernames as follows:
A-F shall bring Main Dishes
G-M shall bring Sides
N-T shall bring Desserts
U-Z shall bring Salads
Make sure everyone’s name is taped onto their crock pot so we don’t have a mix-up like last year.
Lutherans, Catholics, Baptists, Methodists… there’s something missing here.
Are the Pentecostals invited? We can bring the oil for the salads.
The Pentecostals better be invited!! I like a good beheading! I just wish it wasn’t Harvey. He makes me laugh.
Nadine,
Sure. Should I bring the sign-up sheet for the bus trip to Atlantic City while I’m at it?
What an ecumenical thread this is! I think we’ve found the thing that will end all Christian divisions.
You’ll never get to behead Harvey, Frank! You know why? ‘Cause he can kick your a$$!!
Have the party anyway and roast him instead.
I’ll pour the beer. Got to make sure there is a good head on it. Also as a Catholic I’m always up for BINGO….Oh it is getting late I better head on over….I’ll stop with the head ‘jokes’ and quit while I’m ….ahead.
Now, wait a minute?! Who’s doing the beheading?
Oh… wait. It’s those godhatesfags guys, isn’t it?
In that case, I’ll bring potato salad. And a shotgun.
what do you mean everyone brought potatoe salad!!!!
I’ll bring the drinks…
Iced tea (long island style) ,
root beer (without the root) ,
Lemonade (hard) ,
brownfly, i’ll just have jennifer do a full pampered chef demonstration. sort of a pre-beheading warm up show.
or you could just email her. jennifer@ my url…
i’m sure she’d be happy to send you one…
s
I see nobody signed up for the Green Bean Casserole – I’ll bring mine!
Laughing at #25
–I’ll bring the oil!
Want me to bring the grill?
Mmm, Harvey-kabobs!