The Inhumans Are Behind Huckabee

Huckabee says the force behind his rise in poll is “not human.” Do think its aliens? That would explain a lot. I have no idea why so many people are getting behind this guy given his past record and recent statements. An alien mind-control ray would square that circle.
BTW, if you vote for Huckabee, you’re a bad Christian who hates brown people (Ha! Two can play at that game!).

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  1. I don’t see what a lot of the hostility from conservatives towards Huckabee is about. I kind of like the guy. Thompson is still my first choice, but I could live with Huckabee. (I would have a much harder time with Romney or McCain or Giuliani.)

  2. Your’e right FrankJ! There is something suspicious about Hope Arkansas!
    Bill Clinton and now Huckabee? Coincidence? I don’t think so.
    Something seems to turn people born there into grinning fat lefties with the power to warp minds and seize political power!
    Something vile in the water? An alien spacecraft buried in the swamp?
    Wierd! Somebody needs to get down there and investigate for IMAO!

  3. Didn’t Huckabee use to be a lard ass? So what’s with Mr. Skinny now? I think someone should investigate that! Did he slim down to make himself more attractive to the homosexual illegal alien community?

  4. There is something suspicious about Hope Arkansas! Something seems to turn people born there into grinning fat lefties with the power to warp minds and seize political power! Something vile in the water? An alien spacecraft buried in the swamp?
    McDonald’s? 😉

  5. I have no idea why so many people are getting behind this guy given his past record and recent statements.
    Valid point. For a valid response, please see:
    http://www.fairtax.org
    This is HR 25. Fred Thompson also said he would sign this if it crossed his desk.
    Why not Fred? The only reason I can think of is the front-porch campaign. I like the guy, but I need to see more energy than an occasional speech between lunch and his afternoon nap.
    I agree with #4. Fred would be the first choice, but could live with Huckabee. Giuliani or Romney, not so much. I liked Romney’s religion speech, but he has a way to go yet before I could really warm up to him.

  6. If it were down to just Thompson and Huckabee it is hard to say exactly who would win. Thompson is a candidate who only attracts clueless old people and Huckabee is a clown. The GOP needs to offer someone better than Bush not someone worse. It’s obvious there will be a widespread Democratic victory in 2008.

  7. Polly…It’s ARKANSAS dear! I might recommend that you review an historical movie (Deliverance) which will assist with the cultural and historical background of southern states like AK. Also recommended viewing – Walking Tall I, II, III, IV, V etc., and any movie that expounds on the dangers of inbreeding…

  8. Huckabee will have us doing exercises in front of our government issued video cams, for our own good – of course. He will also add alcohol, tobacco and animal fat to the ever growing list of prohibitions. But, he wouldn’t fire the White House travel office, they would be tasked with importing more students to give loans to.

  9. “The Inhumans Are Behind Huckabee”
    Black Bolt and Lockjaw like Huckabee? Well that explains his name, at least (the Autobots have Bumblebee…).
    I don’t think they’re US citizens though, technically. On the other hand they probably have a lot of pull with the Avengers, who have ties to the Fantastic Four and the X Men too. On the other, other hand, don’t the Avengers work for the UN these days?
    Maybe I’m overthinking it.

  10. I would like Huckabee’s current stated positions, if I thought he actually believed them.
    I do like Fred!’s current stated positions, because he obviously does believe them and has lived by them for as long as he’s been in the public eye.

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