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While there have been many arguments between Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in their campaigns for the presidency, there has been little difference in their policy proposals. One place they do differ is in their plans for universal health care. While Clinton’s plan is truly universal health care and will make sure every single America is insured, Obama’s plan will neglect to insure Phil Pinsky of Bagley, Minnesota.
“It is important that every American has access to health care,” Obama told a swooning crowd in Ohio, “except for Phil Pinsky. That guy is creepy. I refuse to be a part of keeping him healthy.”
Clinton was quick to seize on this difference between their stances. “While I would not envy the doctors that would have to go near him, Phil Pinsky should still get health care. Just because the guy is seriously weird does not mean he should die. If I believed that everyone I don’t like should die, then most people would be dead.”
Obama later responded saying, “Once again, Senator Clinton has twisted my words. I did not say Phil Pinsky should die. He can get his own health care. I just won’t be a part of it because that guy is creepy. Just look at him; he’s probably a pedophile.”
The Republicans have so far not entered this debate. A GOP spokesman told us, “This argument is pointless. For the cost of keeping one American healthy, we can kill a thousand foreigners. I think most people would agree that’s a great trade-off… especially when the American in question is someone as creepy as Phil Pinsky.
You sure that isn’t Harvey?
Jimmy stole my thunder!
Jimmy stole my thunder!
Are you sure? Stealing is bad but only Zeus can steal thunder.
“Zeus’s weapon is the thunderbolt which he uses against everyone who displeases him.”
I would exclude anyone who has anything to do with those little girl beauty pageants: judges, audience members, and especially the parents of the little girls.
Pardon my ignorance but this guy looks really familiar to me.
Who is it really? Hillary without makeup? Baraks speech writer?
Come on give me a clue.
I would exclude anyone who has appeared in a Lifetime movie. I hate that channel sooo much. I block it, but still my wife finds it.
I’m pretty sure that’s notorious child molester and CNN whiner Paul Begala…
#1 – Posted by: Jimmy on February 27, 2008 11:33 AM
Don’t be silly, Harvey is just Frank J’s alter ego, and we know what Frank J. looks like.
I would exclude anyone who has appeared in a Lifetime movie. I hate that channel sooo much.
Lifetime shows are so precious. I love to watch the movies they have. Someone always tries to steal somebody’s baby from a nice woman – usually someone she really, really trusts wants the baby – but in the end she gets the baby back!! Other Lifetime movies are about wicked adultery scandals – those ones are devilishly fun.
Well, since I stole some people’s thunder with #1, I’d just like to go on record.
I think Harvey and Frank J. stand for me. I would vote for either of them in a minute, nigh, a second. They’re the best. You know, and that damn spacemonkey ain’t bad either. And where the heck is Laurence? And RightWingDuck?
This blog needs to be cranked up to the level of Malkin’s.