If it weren’t for microphones accidentally being left on, would we have any way to know who Jesse Jackson is planning to cut the nuts off of? Is that something the CIA is keeping taps on, or are we all on our own here?
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I’ve always assumed that he wanted to cut the nuts off anybody white or Asian who had them, plus anybody black who had them and had strayed off the liberal plantation. I haven’t been wrong yet about this.
Once again, I would like to officially distance myself from Frank J and his fellow bigots for making such racist comments regarding Reverend Jackson.
However, you’re all still free to vote for me.
We all know BHO was never in any danger from Jesse Jackson. That would be like trying to take sobriety form Ted Kennedy, or dignity from Bill Clinton, or patriotism from a NYT writer.
Just like we’ve been saying about homeland security, wiretaps, etc…you only have to worry about being caught saying things, if you say things that you don’t want others to hear.
Like the lead in to Jimmy Buffet’s Coconut Telegraph: “If you don’t wanna read about it, don’t do it!”
BTW, how does a man of God justify stating, let alone feeling that he wants to cut another man’s nuts off? That wasn’t okay last time I went to church…though it HAS been a while.
did you see the gesture? ‘i wanna cut his nuts off’ [mmph] the glee?
how long has it been since jesse’s seen a microphone? he knew it was hot, and in his apology he mentioned how he supports BOs position, but never BO his self.
bwaa ha ha ha time to invade hymie-town
Anyone find it ironic that the last time Jesse Jackson made this much news, it was for using HIS package to knock up a young intern ?
And by the way, Jesse – B-Ho doesn’t talk down to black audiences, he talks down to EVERYONE.
Except Michelle. I know my nuts would be safe if I were married to that, because the would have crawled back into my body screaming years ago.
Jesse is just mad because Hopey McChangerson has a (semi) real job as a Senator.
It is a sad commentary when a guy like Jackson can actually make a living by being a race baiting, rabal rousing, corporate shakedown artist. (Otherwise known as a poverty pimp).
Kent is right, B-Ho talks down to everyone.
Farmer catches salesman with his daughter.
Farmer hits salesman over head, knocking him unconscience.
Salesman wakes up in barn.
He realizes that his berries are locked in a vice.
Farmer walks in carrying a chainsaw.
Salesman cries out, “You’re not gonna cut’em off, are you?”.
Farmer says, “No. I’ll leave this saw right here.
I’M going to set the barn on fire!”.
I cannot recall a time in history when testicles were so often in the news.
Not a week has gone by in the last 2 years that I haven’t heard some reference to lock boxes, pairs, rocks, onions, nuts, balls, who has a pair, who needs to grow a pair, whose are biggest, who has the most, who has who by what and in which direction they’re pulling, etc.
I detect a trend.
Perhaps the Rev. Jackson was considering a way of elevating the campaign retoric by eliminating one topic of contention.
I’d say you might need to “watch your sack,” Frnak. Or Sarah. Well, you both carry guns. Double your carry reloads. Jesse might just bring Al for backup.
unconscious, not unconscience
Content Alert! Comment #17 link is a porno site!
(it didn’t even have anything to do with the subject of this post – I guess I should thank God for that!)
Now, now…
I’m sure this is just a “black thing”, and all us color-tonally deprived persons are just blowing this out of all proportion.
It reminds me of the tender love ballad by Sir Mixalot, “Baby Got Back: a classic paen to another erotic zone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU)
Oh, scrawny, buttless, feminists howled and called it sexist and derogatory, when it was actually an homage, tribute and paen to, uh, big ol’ free-range, fat butts, (which I’m sure we all agree are an American Treasure and Valuable Natural Resource!)
Yes! Butts that are a treasure! A treasure to be revered, admired and occasionally spanked with a 4″ Farberware spatula (with rubber grip), until the giggling and squealing gives way to that hot, squishiness when… ah, ummmm.
But I digress.
“I want to cut his nuts off”, it probably much the same, and WE are the lunatic, loveless harpies screeching in agony because no one want to ‘cut OUR nuts off’. It must be an expression of endearment** exclusive to the Black Community…
**(To those who have nuts. That should go without saying, I mean, be logical! Sheesh!)
Yes, before I went on the medications, I seem to remember my ol’ black housekeeper saying that to me in her loving, kindly way.
“Boy! Quit peein’ on the cat or I’m gonna cut your nuts off”, she would say…
And Oh! How we would laugh, and laugh…
Ah. Good times, good times…
I’m sure that’s what was going through Jesse and Bamalama’s mind…
I’ve always assumed that he wanted to cut the nuts off anybody white or Asian who had them, plus anybody black who had them and had strayed off the liberal plantation. I haven’t been wrong yet about this.
I still remember when my little nephew said “Mommy, I’m scared of that big black man” when he saw Jackson on TV.
This is obviously a ploy. Everyone knows Obama has no balls.
Keep yukking it up cracker. Your church choir need a new tenor?
I try to keep my nuts safe at all times, especially when crazy people come near. Sometimes I even shout at them: “LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE!”.
would we even hear from Jesse Jackson at all without these gaffes? would we even care? the man hasn’t said anything worth hearing for decades.
Once again, I would like to officially distance myself from Frank J and his fellow bigots for making such racist comments regarding Reverend Jackson.
However, you’re all still free to vote for me.
Jesse has to find them first. Now where is Michelle hiding them, hmmm?
We all know BHO was never in any danger from Jesse Jackson. That would be like trying to take sobriety form Ted Kennedy, or dignity from Bill Clinton, or patriotism from a NYT writer.
Just like we’ve been saying about homeland security, wiretaps, etc…you only have to worry about being caught saying things, if you say things that you don’t want others to hear.
Like the lead in to Jimmy Buffet’s Coconut Telegraph: “If you don’t wanna read about it, don’t do it!”
BTW, how does a man of God justify stating, let alone feeling that he wants to cut another man’s nuts off? That wasn’t okay last time I went to church…though it HAS been a while.
Ahhhh, that explains a lot. Barack has a big old microphone in his pants protectin’ the family jewels. But he’s still glad to see you.
did you see the gesture? ‘i wanna cut his nuts off’ [mmph] the glee?
how long has it been since jesse’s seen a microphone? he knew it was hot, and in his apology he mentioned how he supports BOs position, but never BO his self.
bwaa ha ha ha time to invade hymie-town
Anyone find it ironic that the last time Jesse Jackson made this much news, it was for using HIS package to knock up a young intern ?
And by the way, Jesse – B-Ho doesn’t talk down to black audiences, he talks down to EVERYONE.
Except Michelle. I know my nuts would be safe if I were married to that, because the would have crawled back into my body screaming years ago.
Jesse is just mad because Hopey McChangerson has a (semi) real job as a Senator.
It is a sad commentary when a guy like Jackson can actually make a living by being a race baiting, rabal rousing, corporate shakedown artist. (Otherwise known as a poverty pimp).
Kent is right, B-Ho talks down to everyone.
Farmer catches salesman with his daughter.
Farmer hits salesman over head, knocking him unconscience.
Salesman wakes up in barn.
He realizes that his berries are locked in a vice.
Farmer walks in carrying a chainsaw.
Salesman cries out, “You’re not gonna cut’em off, are you?”.
Farmer says, “No. I’ll leave this saw right here.
I’M going to set the barn on fire!”.
I cannot recall a time in history when testicles were so often in the news.
Not a week has gone by in the last 2 years that I haven’t heard some reference to lock boxes, pairs, rocks, onions, nuts, balls, who has a pair, who needs to grow a pair, whose are biggest, who has the most, who has who by what and in which direction they’re pulling, etc.
I detect a trend.
Perhaps the Rev. Jackson was considering a way of elevating the campaign retoric by eliminating one topic of contention.
I’d say you might need to “watch your sack,” Frnak. Or Sarah. Well, you both carry guns. Double your carry reloads. Jesse might just bring Al for backup.
unconscious, not unconscience
Content Alert! Comment #17 link is a porno site!
(it didn’t even have anything to do with the subject of this post – I guess I should thank God for that!)
Now, now…
I’m sure this is just a “black thing”, and all us color-tonally deprived persons are just blowing this out of all proportion.
It reminds me of the tender love ballad by Sir Mixalot, “Baby Got Back: a classic paen to another erotic zone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU)
Oh, scrawny, buttless, feminists howled and called it sexist and derogatory, when it was actually an homage, tribute and paen to, uh, big ol’ free-range, fat butts, (which I’m sure we all agree are an American Treasure and Valuable Natural Resource!)
Yes! Butts that are a treasure! A treasure to be revered, admired and occasionally spanked with a 4″ Farberware spatula (with rubber grip), until the giggling and squealing gives way to that hot, squishiness when… ah, ummmm.
But I digress.
“I want to cut his nuts off”, it probably much the same, and WE are the lunatic, loveless harpies screeching in agony because no one want to ‘cut OUR nuts off’. It must be an expression of endearment** exclusive to the Black Community…
**(To those who have nuts. That should go without saying, I mean, be logical! Sheesh!)
Yes, before I went on the medications, I seem to remember my ol’ black housekeeper saying that to me in her loving, kindly way.
“Boy! Quit peein’ on the cat or I’m gonna cut your nuts off”, she would say…
And Oh! How we would laugh, and laugh…
Ah. Good times, good times…
I’m sure that’s what was going through Jesse and Bamalama’s mind…
Ha! The joke’s on him! As a progressive, I lost my “nuts” a long time ago!