Man I got nothing today. I’m tapped out. Actually, I might be taking a vacation next week; probably a good time.
Still, it seems like there should be some things to say about politics. Like, I’m pretty sure Sotomayor wants to round up and exterminate all non-Hispanics, but strictly speaking I don’t think that’s unconstitutional so I’m not sure if it’s a disqualifier. Anyway, protesting Sotomayor could anger the Hispanic community which only get us rounded up and exterminated all the sooner.
And then there’s all the nuke tests from North Korea. It’s nice to see they’re taking a cautious approach to starting a nuclear holocaust and doing plenty of missile tests first. An American general says we do have enough military power to take on North Korea which is good to know since, as bad as Obama is, I don’t want to be ruled by Kim Jong Il. He has a funny little pot belly and I’d have to make fun of it even if it would get me executed. I’m a humorist; it’s what I do.
And the economy is still imploding, which is bad. I don’t know if Obama will do anything useful since our economy is based on capitalism and he hates capitalism. Also, our economy is in America and he hates that country.
That’s it. That’s all I have to say right now. Be honorable, ronin.
I guess he could try giving out spuds like Windbreaker Boy. Is it just me or do the muzzies need to work on their chanting? “Death to Potatoes” just seems kind of lame.
Plus we might lose the Hispanic vote. The GOP said that’s very important, far more important than boring stuff like principles and the rule of law.
“It’s nice to see they’re taking a cautious approach to starting a nuclear holocaust and doing plenty of missile tests first.”
Saftey is no accident!
Well, Craig T. Nelson is tapped-out, too, Frank, and wants to start a tax boycott. He said he’s going to jail (so, apparently, it’ll be easy to avoid taxes in jail since he won’t have any income.)
“And the economy is still imploding, which is bad.”
We’re “tanking.” It’ll take several years. After that, we’re just ugly, and quite possibly, irretrievable.
Who ever though that Russia and China would end up with a greater knowledge of, and adherence to Free Market Principles that the nation that was made great by it. It’s shameful when Pravda bitch slaps your homeland for being Marxist.
“It’s nice to see they’re taking a cautious approach to starting a nuclear holocaust and doing plenty of missile tests first.”
They just want to make sure their dongs will get across the border before the war heads explode.
Frank, it’s outrageous and insulting, in a racially demeaning and bigoted way, for you to suggest that Sonia Sotomayor wants to exterminate all non-Hispanics.
She just wants to exterminate all conservatives. Luckily, the Congress and the President will protect us from her.
Here are several possible question-of-the-day:
Is ‘Hispanic’ a race or an ethnicity?
Were/Are ‘Spaniards’ predominantly Caucasian?
Is La Raza racially or ethnically biased?
What’s the relationship between La Raza and ACORN?
Another question of the day:
Is anyone who sues the Black Panthers a racist? Probably.
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/05/29/who-pressured-justice-to-drop-case-against-vote-intimidation-in-philly/
Now O-bah-muhh wants to appoint a Cyber Czar, I think the guy’s name is Locutus, kept rambling on about ass-simulation. What’s up with that? Sounds gay, so Locutus probably invented Twitter.
Live Free, don’t be ridiculous. The Cyber Czar is just working on a project called Skynet. It’s a new defense system. I think it’ll be pretty cool.
Here I thought all this time that the pot bellied pig came from Vietnam. And how’d he get nukes?, I mean, pigs don’t even have opposable thumbs. You’ve got to admit Li’l Kim is pretty scary, but so is the leader of N. Korea.
Ooh, Skynet will save us from the Nuke-wielding pot bellied pigs; but what if the Teleprompters becomes self-aware?’Ive got a bad feeling about this.”
Live Free, don’t be ridiculous. The Cyber Czar is just working on a project called Skynet. It’s a new defense system. I think it’ll be pretty cool.
He is going to need a Union Czar pretty soon. Every day there are mass defections from the UAW to the newly formed UOW. Even saying “UOW” sounds painful (Unified Outta Workers).
# Jimmy says: What’s the relationship between La Raza and ACORN?
They are both racist groups who hate the white man and got Obama elected thats the relationship.
Ok how many Czars do we need? We have a Car Czar, Drug Czar, Porn Czar, Energy Czar, Toliet Scrubing Czar, The Cyber Czar, the Czar Czar Gabor, Censorship Czar, Media Czar. What Czar is next?
CRAP!!!! I’m a busy man. I don’t have time to follow the news. Besides, sarcastic bloggers are usualy more accurate than 75% of the journalist reporting. If This site doesn’t tell me what to think, I HAVE NOTHING! Great, now I have to do something productive with my life like make stuff in the garage or finish those 2 credits for my Masters in comunications that I’ve been putting off for 7 years (Oh wait, thats a useless degree.) Thanks a lot. Enjoy your vacation while the rest of us suffer with nothing to make fun of. Maybe Joe Biden will do your job by opening his mouth this week and give us something to laugh about.
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You DO see the pyramid scheme symbol on the back of the USA one dollar bill, right? You DO see the servitude infestation in capitalism, right? And do you see the “pay up or lose your wellbeing” Chicago mob-like felony extortion widespread within capitalism? Do you see the “join or starve” felony extortion done to the 18 year olds… by this ugly competer’s church called capitalism? See how forcing competer’s religions onto 18 year olds… kills membership in the cooperator’s church (Christianity/socialism)?? Do you understand that AmWay (American Way) (New World Order) got “the exclusive” (legal tender) on the TYPE of survival coupons (money) accepted in supply depots (stores) and leverages 18 years olds into the organization via that felony activity as well? (It puts AmWay-coupon slaving requirements called price tags… on all the survival goods). Do you understand how farmyard pyramids work… from your childhood?? Remember?? Upper 1/3 are “heads in the clouds” while the kids on the bottom ALWAYS GET HURT from the weight of the world’s knees in their backs? Still with me? Do you see anything illegal, immoral, or just plain sick… in any of this pyramid scheme’s activities?
Us American Christian socialists are still patiently awaiting the natural fall of the pyramid-o-servitude, or the busting of the free marketeers felony… by the USA Dept of Justice. Us Christians are VERY CLOSE to issuing a cease and desist order until the servitude and inequality goes away… which means it turns into a commune. Commune is a word we LOVE when used in the word “community”… but its one the caps HATE when used in the term “commune-ism”. Go fig. PROGRAMMED!!
Do a Google IMAGE SEARCH for ‘pyramid of capitalist’ to see a full color picture made way back in 1911, when capitalism was first discovered to be a con/sham instigated by the Free Masons/Illuminati. Folks sure bought into the thing… hook, line, and sinker just the same. The caps didn’t even check if a string was attached! Now THAT’S easy fishing, eh?
Time to level the felony pyramid scheme called capitalism. Abolish economies and ownershipism worldwide, and hurry. Economies just cause rat-racing, and rat-racing causes felony pyramiding. BUST IT, America! Look to the USA military supply/survival system… (and the USA public library system) for socialism and morals done right. Equal, owner-less, money-less, bill-less, timecard-less, and concerned with growth of value-criteria OTHER THAN money-value. Quit doing monetary discrimination immediately, and make it illegal. There are MANY measurement criteria of “value”… not just dollars. Try morals, efficiency, discrimination-levels, repairability, etc etc. Economies are cancerous tumors, and to cheer for their growth… is just insane. Profiting causes inflation, so if caps LIKE inflation, and if they LIKE a terrible time in afterlife when they meet the planet’s ORIGINAL OWNER before caps tried to squat it all with ownershipism, then keep it up with the felony pyramiding. I dare you. While us Christians are finally bulldozing that pyramid scheme back to level, lets make servitude and “join or starve” (get a job or die) illegal in the USA, and lets level the architecture seen in USA courtrooms, too. Right now, USA courtrooms are church simulators or “fear chambers”, by special design. Sick.
Isn’t that back-of-the-dollar pyramid… a Columbian freemason symbol? And WHERE is the USA gov located? District of Columbia? (Not even part of the USA!). How much more blatant can ya get? The “Fed” runs a pyramid scheme called the free marketeers. If you’re using the “federal reserve note” certificates, or using no-other-living-thing-on-the-planet entitles of ownership, you’re bought into a servitude/slavery con/sham… called capitalism. Pyramiding 101.
How’s that for something to laugh/cry over?
Larry “Wingnut” Wendlandt
MaStars – Mothers Against Stuff That Ain’t Right
(anti-capitalism-ists)
Bessemer MI USA
Nothing exciting happened last week. Some punk in Korea got a nuke but can’t keep the lights on in his country past 6:00PM. NBC swapped spit with Obama again followed by long fore-play and then they dropped to their knees and completed their White House tour with a giant Swallow…but this is routine! Oh, and the Republicans have Nothing, Nada, Zero, Zilch, Zero, Squat to say about any of it! They remain committed to lips planted firmly on Obama’s butt (I think this might be called Ass Kissing, but that’s just me)…
I think we have become comfortably numb (ooohhh, time to pull out the ol’ Pink Floyd) to all the political stuff around us. Nukes in N Korea…not so shocking. Potentially racist left wing SCOTUS…to be expected. Republican party searching for votes by demographic instead of principal…..signs of the times.
I mean after your president hangs with a terrorist, goes to a racist church, spends trillions of $$$ in his first few weeks in office, disses the US in Europe, bows to kings, and shakes hands with US hating dictators, etc, etc, etc, well, we are just left with our jaw on the floor. The shock of it all leaves me speechless (which is why I rarely write in my blog these days!)
Well, at least you’re still able to put it into words here, PammyV. Your two paragraphs above are eloquently put – quotable, in fact.
I’m rapidly losing that ability – if I rarely ever had it.
One of my three Obama sisters (of five) just left. She blames Bush for this new Congress and this new President for quadrupling the Federal deficit. So… the problem invades families as well, like a mental illness. I’m telling you, it’s everywhere. It’s like a systemic mental illness in our population. I see it EVERYWHERE I go. *Sigh*
Jimmy, I know your pain! I have 3 Obama SIL and a certified Marxists brother…..My mother whispers to me when mentioning her disgust of BO.
You’re always too kind with the compliments. I also enjoy your consistant wit!
If you get to laugh at him for being Pot-Bellied, I call dibs on laughing at the poofy hair…
I’ll see you at Amerikan re-edukation kamp
I’m up to page 667 of ‘Atlas Shrugged’.
It’s actually pretty darned good.
(page 500)
The Scene: Presidential Advisors discussing regulations to ‘fix’ an economic emergency.
“Okay,” said Kinnan amiably, “Let’s talk your lingo. Who is the public? If you go by quality – then it ain’t you, Jim and it ain’t Orrie Boyle. If you go by quantity – then it sure is me, because quantity is what I’ve got behind me.” His smile disappeared, and with a sudden, bitter look of weariness he added. “Only I’m not going to say that I’m working for the welfare of my public, because I know I’m not. I know that I’m delivering the poor bastards into slavery, and that’s all there is to it. And they know it, too. But they know that I’ll have to throw them a crumb once in a while, if I want to keep my racket, while with the rest of you they wouldn’t have a chance in hell. So that’s why, if they’ve got to be under a whip, they’d rather I held it, not you – you drooling, tear-jerking, mealy-mouthed bastards of the public welfare! Do you think that outside of your college-bred pansies there’s one village idiot whom you’re fooling? I’m a racketeer – but I know it and my boys know it, and they know that I’ll pay off. Not out of the kindness of my heart, either, and not a cent more than I can get away with, but at least they can count on that much. Sure, it makes me sick sometimes, it makes me sick right now, but it’s not me who’s built this kind of world – you did – so I’m playing the game as you’ve set it up and I’m going to play it for as long as it lasts – which isn’t going to be long for any of us!”
(page 504)
Same scene, same speaker, now discussing censorship.
“Your kind of intellectuals are the first to scream when it’s safe – and the first to shut their traps at the first sign of danger. They spend years spitting at the man who feeds them – and they lick the hand of the man who slaps their drooling faces. Didn’t they deliver every country of Europe, one after another, to committees of goons, just like this one here? Didn’t they scream their heads off to shut out every burglar alarm and to break every padlock open for the goons? Have you heard a peep out them since? Didn’t they scream that they were the friends of labor? Do you hear them raising their voices about the chain gangs, the slave camps, the fourteen-hour workday and the mortality from scurvy in the People’s States of Europe? No, but you do hear them telling the whip-beaten wretches that starvation is prosperity, that slavery is freedom, that torture chambers are brother-love and that if the wretches don’t understand it, then it’s their own fault that they suffer, and it’s the mangled corpses in the jail cellars who’re to blame for all their troubles, not the benevolent leaders! Intellectuals? You might have to worry about any other breed of men, but not about the modern intellectuals; they’ll swallow anything. I don’t feel so safe about the lousiest wharf rat in the longshoremen’s union; he’s liable to remember suddenly that he is a man – and then I won’t be able to keep him in line. But the intellectuals? That’s the one thing they’ve forgotten long ago. I guess it’s the one thing that all their education was aimed to make them forget. Do anything you please to the intellectuals. They’ll take it.”