It is certainly hard to quantify how much Democrats suck. This is the absolute height of Democrat power: A liberal president who was very popular, large majority in the House, filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. That’s as good as it gets. It only goes down from there. And what have they achieved with such power? Can’t pass a health care bill. Can’t pass their cap & trade bill to fight that global warming that is going to kill us all. Expanded the war in Afghanistan.
This hurts Republicans. Usually one of the arguments made by Republicans is that if Democrats get elected they will pass all this awful legislation, but apparently when the Democrats have full power in D.C. they’ll just flop around and fail to pass things for a couple years. It’s actually kind of entertaining to watch.
Anyway, the issue is getting a grasp of just how much Democrats suck so we can at least try and explain them to future generations. Well, one thing illustrative of that is out of the 58 Democrats in the Senate, Harry Reid was apparently the best of them and thus made leader. Even worse, out of the 258 Democrats in the House, they apparently have none smarter or more personable than Nancy Pelosi. Can you even comprehend that? If Helen Keller were also a quadriplegic, you’re still not quite to the sorry state the Democrats are in. They are such fools that Mr. T has gone from just pitying them to doing a full charity collection for them.
This should caution us, though. Scientists say that too much schadenfreude actually has deleterious effects on the body. So when you see the nutroots and realize this is probably the highpoint of liberals in their lifetime and they’re shrieking and shaking their monkey cages just as much as ever, be careful not to OD.
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The Kirby company stands in awe of the sukiness of the democrats!
Black holes are amazed at how much the democrats can suck.
There is really no need to explain the current democrats to future generations. History already has a multitude of examples of the failures of the socialist agenda.
Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Castro and Mao are fine examples of where socialism leads.
Maybe this time it will really be different (just trust us) as we have been told time and again, but I wouldn’t bet the farm on it. Hopefully, Charlie Brown will eventually realize that Lucy is going to pull the football away every time.
A+
Real communists are more effective. When their agenda fails, they simply round up everyone and shoot them or send them to a GULAG.
While the tide may still turn dramatically against the future of this country (I’m glancing towards Joe Lieberman and Ben Nelson), The Democrats are currently the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the communist world.
*Democrats suck more than my Shop Vac.
*Black holes the biggest sucking force in the univeres can’t compare to the sucking force of the democarts.
*Democrats suck worse than getting a Root Canal.
How can the rating for this entry not be a full 5?
Seeing others talking about the suckiness of the Democrats like I do excites me to no end!
Holla!
How Much Do Democrats Suck?
OK. Imaging Yoko Ono singing a duet with Barry Manilow doing a compilation of Madonna’s greatest hits with Kenny G doing background and Bob Dillon on the harmonica. All of them wearing Crocs and Hai Karate cologne and with “Flock of Seagulls” haircuts as you drink “New Coke” while eating first generation MRE’s naked while bending over in the shower of a medium security prison with a “F**k n****s and skinheads” tattoo on your butt.
They suck even more than that.
How Much Do Democrats Suck?
Imagine walking through the door after work one day and, just as you see your wife, realize you’ve forgotten that it was your anniversary.
They suck even more than that.
How Much Do Democrats Suck?
Imagine having to sit through a “Comedy” show featuring Rosie O’Donnel, Margret Cho, Wanda Sykes, and Sandra Bernhard.
Without a drink.
As the only man in the joint.
Wearing a “Free Mustache Rides” t-shirt.
They suck even more than that.
How Much Do Democrats Suck?
Your wife with the remote.
They suck even more than that.
@#8 FormerHostage says:
Your wife with the remote.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Like I posted here a few months back: Never ever ever underestimate how self-destructive the liberal mentality is.
If liberals have to burn the country or the world to the ground to punish us on the right for some real or not real transgressions they will.
when I hear a sucking sound I know there must be a Democrat around.
democrats suck worse than a jet engine sucking in a bird.
FormerHostage has described some of the suckiest of several sucky situations, yet he is correct….the democrats do suck more than that. Here’s mine (and it’s true) yesterday I had a colonoscopy and the Democrats suck even more than that.
This is really a commentary on how bad Republicans suck. They can’t even beat quadriplegic Helen Keller democrats. Reagan is dead, get over it. This from republicans.
[Why do I get the image of a hyperactive child when reading a comment like this? I guess its the train of thought jumping in so many directions in such a small space.
Anyhoo, wouldn’t stopping their legislation be considered “beating” them in this context? -Ed.]
Democrats can suck grapes through a screen door.
The last time I saw lips like theirs, they had hooks in them.
Q: How Much Do Democrats Suck?
A: B+
Democrat Non-Suckitude, a solid B+
Damn Cat beat me to it.
“How Much Do Democrats Suck?”
*democrats can suck a grape fruit thru a silly straw.
*democrates can suck the chrome off a bumper.
*democrats suck all the fun out of life.
How much do democrats suck?
rosie “i’m fatter than 3 universes” odonnell: nuff said.
A milking machine sucks less than a democrat
Gili sucks less than democrats.
When they wouldn’t pass anything towards the end under GWB they said he was just a lame duck. Now we see that they are just plain lame, no ducks required.
They’re such childish pooh flingers they are more concerned about out eliting each other. “I’m more elite”. “No your not, I’m more elite”!!! And so on…..
Democrats can suck a Buick thru an eye dropper.
I, for one, am glad they are so ineffective. Imagine how much damage they could do if they always got their way! I’ll have to pass on the suckitude comment because there are actually a couple of Dems who aren’t clinically insane. Too bad they’re in the minority.
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“Anyway, the issue is getting a grasp of just how much Democrats suck so we can at least try and explain them to future generations.”
Luckily, much of the future generation of democrats has already been aborted.
Luckily, much of the future generation of democrats has already been aborted.
Yeah, they been saying that since 1985. And still….52%. Why? Because of public/pubic education. “I’s don’t know nuthin bout birthin no babies Miss Scarlett!”
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I’m saying a prayer for Senator Ben Nelson D-Neb. (Doesn’t suck.)
He’s holding out because of his demand for greater protection against tax-payer funded abortions in the bill. (A pro-life Dem? How did he get through the screening process?)
Now that Liberman’s gone squishy, he may be the last man standing.
“A man with God is always in the majority.”
– John Knox
“How much do Democrats suck?”
“Your lotto numbers came in”
“your ticket is in your pants”
“your pants are in the washing machine”
“This is really a commentary on how bad Republicans suck.”
No, it’s a commentary on democrats creating an illiterate welfare state to ensure perpetual election. People who believe in things like “global warming”, a health care “crisis” that doesn’t exist and that voted for Obama. It’s proven to them that their plan has finally worked. Dumbing down ………….94% complete. 20 or so million new special “citizens” should wrap it up for good. Hmmmm, 20 million
Mexicansundocumented workersdocumented non-workers, each with 5 fake identities, how many will they be allowed to keep? They could probably get 50 million votes out of it at least.How Much Do Democrats Suck?
Idahoser is one of the better trolls to burst forth from their little troll factory.
That much.
Female Democrats suck so much that if you suck on their tidlies, their foreheads cave in. Not that I have any direct evidence of this, of course.
Isn’t that a little like asking how blue the sky is?
They suck all day long; then when the sun sets, it’s time for some sucking in the dark.
democrats suck so much a new word has to be invented to describe the suckyness of the suckitude that is the democrats.
I agree since saying “They suck donkey d***” is too long and not appropriate for polite company.
How about CABHEH – Create A Black Hole Event Horizon
They suck so much that light can’t escape.
Sorry, that should have been:
They cabheh so much that light can’t escape.
FormerHostage: I don’t get it. What does a fuel can spout have to do with anything?
Oh jeez. I’m a troll.
I’m so misundertood.
Disregard my last.
Ben Nelson folded.
I hope he got something good in exchange. (Not having to pay for abortions, for example).
Pile on the snow, God – they haven’t got the message yet!
@ 4 of 7 I don’t think they’ll ever get the message.
#42 – IH8Socialist,
No, probably not. (sigh)
But the people are getting it.
The snow will melt, but the people will remember.
On the one hand, ‘the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom’, and on the other hand, ‘whom the gods would destroy they first make mad’.
This gang in Washington is acting more fearless/crazier every day.
There shall come a reckoning.