John Hawkins has an interview with Karl Rove at Right Wing News. Read to find out what Karl Rove does with all the souls he collects, how Obama was actually his idea and how things are going perfectly to his master plan, and how he will soon have so much dark power that he will be unstoppable.
Sure hope he has better luck at being unstoppable than Emperor Palpatine had.
Does Lord Rove respond to our impatience at the tardy pace of his evil plans?
It’s amazing that they haven’t been able to remove Rove from the White House yet. Every time Obama tries to cut the deficit or shrink the size of government, Bush calls Rove up to put a stop to it from the inside. It’s all Bush’s fault.
You know every time I look at Mr Rove I think, “the man’s a leprechaun” and not the evil kind either. He’s a teddy bear kind of guy. I really don’t get it.
Now Rahm, he’s the spawn of Satan. Just look at him. He has dead eyes.
Hopefully, Mr. Rove will have the wisdom to enlist Fred Thompson in his “evil-only-if-you’re-some-kind-of-a-hippie-loving libtard” plans. If he does, all will bow to him.
Speaking of Karl and Rahm:
“Let me have men about me that are fat; Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o’nights, Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.”
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, 1599.
So I can assume those are his puppy-blood-stained fingerprints on the bucket?
No surprise here… I’ve noticed that if you look at Lord Rove on TV, and you squint your eyes and turn your head just so, you can see his evil glow caused by the lost souls that he has consumed. If you are lucky, you get to see one actually being absorbed while you watch. Kinda scary stuff… if you aren’t already one of his minion….