Romney spends his money on cool things. Obama spends my money on sucky things.
I don’t get the strong negative reactions to Romney. That’s like having a visceral hatred of vanilla ice cream.
“Sit around and do nothing all day with small chance of becoming most powerful man in the world. $230k salary.” -Craigslist ad for VPOTUS
The caveman who first invented the pun must have been considered a genius and then murdered.
Buttercup is learning a lot about letters and numbers from Sesame Street, but I wish they spent more time covering WWII.
One day I’ll be rich and famous and not need any of you. So enjoy this time.
I remember reading The Great Gatsby in high school and thinking it would be great in 3D.
“F. Scott Fitzgerald, is this book aimed at high schoolers?”
“Not really.”
“Well, 60 years from now, that’s who will be reading it.”
I hope to write a novel so good that tons of people eagerly read it now and then unhappy teenagers are forced to read it 50 years from now.
Classic literature has taught me that the past was a hellishly boring time to live in.
If you’re really tired of Birthers, getting Obama out of public office will probably shut them up significantly.
I like Romney more now since he stopped pretending to be a conservative.
Bush leaving office cut by 92% the number of Hitler mustaches painted on poorly made signs. But the market for Hitler mustaches has been regionally high in Wisconsin, and is expected to skyrocket this fall.
Mxy – Actually, Wisconsin recall election day is June 5th. So, following historical precedent, the popularity of Hitler mustaches will plummet dramatically on June 6th.
Hating Romney is like hating vanilla after vanilla won a bunch of elections and got chocolate taken off the market.
Not if you really, really like an endless series of dinner and cocktail parties.
Some of the strong reactions from Conservatives are understandable. However, we need the Crook out and Romney in. It’s the only way to go “Forward” even if it’s actually down since we’re heading there anyway. PULL UP!! PULL UP!! PULL UP!!
Harvey: “… the popularity of Hitler mustaches will plummet dramatically on June 6th.”
How ironic ! ‘Same thing happened in 1944.
I don’t usually respond to Craiglist posts, but that ad for VPOTUS sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Does it have any qualifications, cause I’m thinking about applying?
“I don’t get the strong negative reactions to Romney. That’s like having a visceral hatred of vanilla ice cream.”
But, he’s a Republican. And we all know how hateful they are.
“One day I’ll be rich and famous and not need any of you. So enjoy this time.”
Frank, you play a lousy Sheldon Cooper!
Jimmy – Actually, Frank’s a lot like Sheldon, except without Sheldon’s smooth social grace.
But he’s so quiet, Harvey. He hardly makes a peep. And studious!
We need to roast him.