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  1. I had to give up Coke, it kept watering down the rum.

    Is a 1.84 quart bottle of Coke considered a navigable waterway?

    Did you know that if you give midgets coke, they explode.

    the occupant: Let me be clear, I like coke… errr uhhh err, whats that? errr uhhh, let me be clear, Coke is not good for you.

  2. While taking the five pfennig tour of then-East Germany past Checkpoint Charlie and around the tourist-ready Potemkin Village we made a rest stop at the Proletarian Refreshment Center where we were given the Warsaw Pact version of Coke. Came in a bland blue can and tasted like battery acid, yet the dumpy, Frau Tour Direktor touted how much better “Kruschev Kola” was over the “Kapitalisctiche Korruptor Kola das iss Koka-Kola” .

    Also, Coca Cola is the soft-drink of choice for the Israeli Army….PLO prefers Pepsi.

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