Want higher taxes? Fine. 100% tax on all govt pensions above $100k.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 8, 2012
How do you get the left to call you names?Tell them the truth.
— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) November 8, 2012
People think I snore like a chainsaw but what they don’t know is that’s just me standing over them as they sleep with a running chainsaw.
— Brandon Guttermouth (@UNTRESOR) November 9, 2012