Link of the Day: Satire – We Need Reasonable Limitations on the First Amendment

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Stop The Madness

Excerpt:

This past weekend, just to demonstrate how easy it is to lay hands on such dangerous equipment, I exploited the notorious “computer show loophole,” and went out to the big show in Pomona, California. There, I saw entire halls filled with purveyors of high-speed idea processors, rapid-fire printers, and even modems capable of transmitting thoughts at frightening rates, up to gigabytes per second. For only $4.99, with not so much as an ID requirement, let alone a background check, I was able to purchase an “assault keyboard,” with several internet hotkeys. It was fully automatic-holding down any key would result in a torrent of characters being spit out, hundreds per minute. I even saw teenaged children buying them.

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4 Comments

  1. Hope they don’t find out about the garage sale loophole, even without showing any ID I was able to purchase a military grade assault spatula at a garage sale for fifty cents a while back.

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