[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

UPDATE: [High Praise! to 4 of 7]
Although heavily laced with gratuitous NSFW profanity, Cracked has a good article on Washington that’s directly relevant to the above image (see Reason #1 at the link below):
5 Reasons George Washington Was Either Lucky or a Wizard
UPDATE 2: More Washington legendaryismness from Irritable Pundit [High Praise!]

America…..f yeah!
Sppfftt, ffftt, shriek – ow, ow, oh cr@p, hot coffee through the nose!
Not only will we kill you in your sleep on Christmas, we’ll open your presents!
And shove that tree up your chimney!
Oops, sorry!
I should have included a NSFW warning with that link, (but it was late and I was tired.)
@5 – Nah, it’s cool. Comments can be a little spicier than PG-13, and since it’s non-IMAO personnel, I don’t hold a grudge.
Caveat Emptor & all.
Cool. 🙂