“Like stealing candy from Honey Boo Boo” implies a high degree of difficulty
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) January 10, 2013
Red haired people don’t bury their dead
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) January 10, 2013
Remember: a woman’s nipples are very sensitive, so whatever you do, don’t yell at them.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) January 10, 2013
And for some reason, you can yell at men’s nipples all you want.
Why? Because THEY CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Who knew?