“Non-invasive colonoscopy?” Are they going to take the fun out of everything?

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 17, 2013

Turn and look at the person on your left. Now look at the person on your right. Both of those people now think you’re kind of creepy.

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) January 17, 2013

You question the meaning of ‘militia’ in the constitution text. Exactly how many times does it says ‘privacy’ or ‘abortion?’ #p2

— Razor (@hale_razor) January 17, 2013