Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…” and “Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.