It never really seemed right killing perfect strangers, but having come from a small family, I’d run out of options.

— Very Short Story (@VeryShortStory) February 26, 2013

“My biggest fear is abandonment.” – Mine shafts

— Elizabeth Tippet (@eltippy) February 26, 2013

Just so you know, when people ask where you were on 9/11, they’re actually FBI agents trying to see if you were involved.

— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) February 26, 2013

We focus too much on Ashley Judd and not enough on the 300 million odd other Americans who will also never be senators.

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 26, 2013