I’ve before compared Obama to an abusive boyfriend, as his whole reelection campaign was based around convincing an America with low self esteem that the horrible state the country was in was what they deserved and that they’d never find anyone better than him. Well, the abusive boyfriend analogy goes a bit further, because apparently Obama has his cronies verbally abuse his sycophants in the press all the time, and I guess the reporters reaction is to work even harder to get his love.
This is ridiculous, people. You people in the press need to just pack up and leave Obama. He doesn’t love you; he loves power. And golf. You have to get away from him for your own good. This starts out as verbal abuse, but the guy has a violent side and access to drone strikes. This isn’t going to end well.
Abusive? Well its more complicated than that.
Let me explain to you how Obammunism works.
Automobiles kill far more people than guns do every year. And many automobiles are not safe (or they still use petro fuels). On top of that the poor don’t have automobiles so….
The Healthy Automotive Act of 2014 will cure all of that. That’s right “Healthcare for your Automobile” which will reduce deaths in automobiles by 80,000 %, provide MILLIONS jobs for mechanics and will make new Cars affordable to poor people who don’t drive.
Obama is Abusively Stupid because he believes in Cultural Marxism.
Two words always associated with abusive boyfriends: black eye.
Two words always associated with Obama: black, “I.”
Coincidence?
Interesting analogy…it would explain the co-dependant, abused girlfriend nature of the press.
Obama jus’ keepin’ his pimphand strong, yo!
Tha press be his by-otch, his bottom ho’, an Pimp Barry don’ be lettin’ ’em fo’get that!
Be hateratin’ on tha Game, not tha Playah!