Horror story premise: A Jehovah’s Witness who also sells Amway.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 1, 2013
If Obama can’t even tell Star Trek from Star Wars, it’s no wonder he has such a muddled position on the SeaQuester
— John Tabin (@johntabin) March 1, 2013
Maybe the grammar Nazis went too far but they actually did a few good things.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 1, 2013
#ActualObamaStarWarsQuotes Joe Biden: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good shotgun blast through the door
— Mad Saint Jack (@MadStJack) March 1, 2013
Why did the boy fall off the swing? His Grandpa threw a blender at his head.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) March 3, 2013
History repeats itself, especially deleted Internet history.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 4, 2013