Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 9, 2013
Nickelodeon takes us back to a time when we were loved and covered in slime.
— ’80s Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) May 9, 2013
Almost corrected my daughter on her misspelling of “cray cray” but decided to shoot myself in the face instead.
— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) May 9, 2013
The entire population of Charlotte, North Carolina is people who missed their connecting flight and just gave up.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 9, 2013
Accidentally dropped a gummy bear in the trash can, then rescued it. Just like Taken.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) May 9, 2013
I assume you don’t do very well with the ladies if you call them “the ladies.”
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) May 9, 2013
Pre-internet: “Did you see that guy on the news? Saved those women, said some funny stuff? Heh heh. Well, let’s get on with our lives.”
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) May 9, 2013
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. Chicken, fish, or vegetable stir-fry, those are the options.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) May 9, 2013
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would have been a totally different show if they all had cell phones.
— Cole Stratton (@colestratton) May 9, 2013
Encouraging fish to stay in school
— donni (@donni) May 9, 2013
Being born on Mother’s Day will make it an even chance that you will remember your son’s birthday once. Dad of the year chances doubled.
Anyone catch the Jay Carney show today? Old Jay was doing his best Soupy Shuffle imitation that I’ve ever seen him do. In case you’re not old enough to remember Soupy Sales and the Soupy Shuffle here it is… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHCliFNvqp4
@2 zzyzx:
No, but I saw clips of it on Fox. Heh. And may I add, heh.
Carney: “Um, in reality there were twelve versions of the Talking Points, [no, I’m not joking here] and what I meant was that the CIA edited the twelfth version, so the White House only made a stylistic change after that . . . just one . . . our input before that didn’t count . . .”
The priceless part was that it was an ABC reporter grilling him!
Art(less) Carney. Perhaps The Honeymoon(ers) is over for him and Ralph (that-dumb-video-story-was-) Crammed-in.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! I’ll take one from column A and one from column B.
Column Choice Bacon to seanmahair!
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