Tip for Hollywood: Dumb action movies should never be longer than 90 minutes. Never.
Why are people still going on about Roswell? Didn’t we find out those weren’t aliens but just interdimensional beings?
Obama wants to make the government smarter? Think of a smarter IRS targeting the right wing. #shudders
So why is Obama acting today like wanting to make the government less wasteful some brand new thing he just thought of?
So much longer is the Middle East going to keep on this Islam thing?
Just a reminder, I’ll be old enough to be president in 2016 and I won’t turn down any job that pays $400k and I can nuke people.
I think the president I’d be most like is Coolidge – not because I’m too humble to wield power but because I’m lazy and lack ambition.
Obamacare is like this huge mess. Obama probably only passed it because it was named after him.
If Zimmerman is found not guilty, he’s going to kill us all under stand your ground law and not even Batman will be able to stop him.
Superman is weak to kryptonite, the Green Lantern’s ring doesn’t work against the color yellow, and Wonder Woman is a woman.
My plan to cut government as president will be to set fire to government buildings and then pardon myself for arson. It’s foolproof.
Just a reminder, if you thought OWS would amount to anything, you’re a dummy and you could really help the political process by never voting.
Wonder Woman’s weakness (seriously) is having her hands tied behind her back. In my opinion if it gets to this point, you’ve already lost and what happens further is beside the point.
Wonder Woman’s real weakness is that she likes having her hands tied behind her back.
is this your new slogan? it might need a bit of work.
frank j for president: he’s lazy and lacks ambition!
Gone are the days when McKinley could become president just by yakking from his porch. Now, lacking the drive to do all the stupid politician tricks makes it impossible to be president. Otherwise we’d be in President Thompson’s second term. *sigh*
The general problem with smart conservatives is that they are too smart to actually run for office.
You know who else was lazy and lacked ambition? Obama.
Frank is actually among the least lazy and most ambitious people I’ve ever had the pleasure of being vaguely aware of. Besides, if he were elected president, Harvey would do all the work.
@6 – Yes, I *would* do all the work, and I would serve him honorably, and with great enthusiasm.
However, unlike Rahm Emanuel, I would NOT cut off my middle finger to prove my loyalty (which I assume was how he got Obama to hire him – I don’t care what the official story is).
“and Wonder Woman is a woman.” Ok Frank, you’ve seen labor twice now. Think you could do that as well as pushing a telephone pole out of any orifice you choose? As for the hand tying thing, that’s mostly a device to enable the cartoonist to be able to draw her chest more prominently…………..as if y’all didn’t know.