Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
…where he will be mistaken for Elmer Fudd and given an enthusiastic welcome as one of the few American celebrities North Koreans know.
declare that “Kim Jong-un is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life”.
where he hopefully remain.
… defect, citing the improvement in standard of living over Obama’s America.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
be interred with full NK Military honors.
build a house.
lust in his heart for the North Korean economy.
… monitor all 100,000,000 of Lil’ Kim’s votes for himself, before declaring the election properly conducted.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
immediately have his host sweep the area for rabbits.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
finally find the actual source of Billy Beer.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
immediately surrender.
…launch a local chapter of “Hovels for Humanity”
…step in the kimchi!
…NK it up.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
break out the old Cardigans, it gets a might chilly without power some nights.
recalibrate his malaise meter.
…declare it a new Palestinian homeland, and then condemn Israel.
…see what 1984 would have been like if he’d been reelected.
Officially sign over title to the USS Pueblo.
Gift Kim with a nice paper shredder to get rid of that nasty little Nuclear Weapons agreement that he signed with Kim’s dad on his last visit.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
have his 100,000 mile tune up and re-programming.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
walk like a North Korean.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
finally find a country he can be proud of.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
be playing with the Queen of Hearts.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
return with even more ideas on economic development Obama can pivot to.
…whack a rabbit with an oar.
…whack Kim Jong-Un with an oar
…prove that watching episodes of M*A*S*H is suitable preparation for foreign diplomacy service in Korea.
…prove that he’s every bit as intelligent as Dennis Rodman.
…round out his resume as a world class loser.
become their Vice President
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
…repair the roof of Kim Jong Un’s palace and make enough organic peanut butter to tide the country over till spring.
. . . continue his thirty-year record of embarrassing himself.
. . . speak Korean and make just as much sense as he does in English.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
…teach them how to set up a proper Misery Index
…play a game of one-on-one with Dennis Rodman.
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Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea where he will…
…apply for asylum from this horribly racist & economically unequal nation.
…get tips for Obama on how to properly implement leader worship.
…apologize for American actions in the 1950s and attempt to persuade South Korea to surrender.
…realize the secret to dealing with an energy crisis when you’re in charge: make sure your country doesn’t use energy in the first place.
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
Dance gungan style for Dear Leader! Dance little peanut farmer, DANCE, DANCE! You funny man!
…negotiate for the return of the body of Hans Blix and condemn the actions of Team America
Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
…be just as irrelevant as he is here in the USA
…share some Billy Beer with Un and have a good laugh.
…fulfill his true ambition of building houses for dictators with his Habitat For Inhumanity foundation.
…smirk as his still glowing feet from Three Mile Island allow him to be the one person in NK who doesn’t stub his toe when having to pee after dark.
…make his traitorous remarks through a translator and wonder what awards he will win for them when he gets back home.
…feel helpless because he cannot loan his buck teeth to a starving woman who is unable to eat any of the dead children at that weeks meal.
… nurse Kim Jung Well
Unfortunity I remember Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter was not that man. Can not even blame Bush. Sorry, got nothing.
…he will become a compensated spokesperson for 7-up along with Kim Jong-Un.
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Jimmy Carter is planning to visit North Korea, where he will…
nationalize all the natural gas in Korea and send it to big blue Democrat states
at a quarter of the market price.
(In case you don’t know – in 1977 that Peanut sucking sonofabitch nationalized the natural gas
in Texas and sent it up to Pennsylvania and New Jersey and 1/4 of what we were paying in
Austin.)